One time I slammed my head straight into the concrete and when I opened my eyes a big Texan dude was standing over me on a park bench going like "you ok there boy?" I was unconscious for like 20 minutes and it felt like nothing happened. there was nothing. it felt like nothing.

Come to think of it... I think it was my first ever shiny that I didn't cheat for

how the hell does anyone afford anything like that anymore. that's weird. if you inherited it I Get It but come the fuck on

still pleasant

ruh roh! Reon S. Rennedy is roming rhis ray rith a rocket rauncher!

This picture makes me miss being home alone as a kid

I need a tube of slime

that's cool, do you have a sideblog specifically for asking friends to stick their dicks into tubes of slime, or...?

hey what are you talking about

I used to feel bad as a kid for not wanting to eat Chef Boyardee because I thought I was being rude to him for not wanting to eat his food.

the little pre leak is so cute...

..."Jilling off," you say...? I see... To be honest, I'm not sure I understand...

The Nintendo Gamer wants you to know they put HD textures in Super Mario Galaxy on the Switch, so it's actually Very Worth the price, actually, you stupid dipshit