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i play videos game and forget how to make music. he/him. weffjebster.stream
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I wasn't gonna either but i decided to dress up as a performative male
A stupid bearded white guy wearing a tank top that has a cool dragon on it that says trans rights. He's making a stupid face because he's dumb
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
hell yeah
a big list of .wav files with the heading "Freesound.org Artists" that is cut off at the bottom, implying there are even more, because lol indie games rule
October 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
weffjebster.bsky.social
happy friday. trans rights and trans lefts. do not let the ghouls win
A bearded white dude doing a lazy double biceps pose. He's wearing a cool tanktop with a dragon breathing the trans pride flag colors and it says Trans Rights in stylized flaming all caps letters. It is unclear what his motives for posting this are
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
didn't know they announced ARMS at sgf! ha ha ha ha........ I am processing my grief at the state of the world in the healthiest way I can
An incredibly self indulgent gym mirror selfie, taken at a flattering angle and frankly shamefully misrepresenting the actual size of the subject's upper arms. Nonetheless, the subject is a white man with neck length hair and a full beard, standing sideways in front of a mirror and flexing his bicep.
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
took a six month depression "break" from the gym and boy do i have some catchup to do
Mirror selfie of a man with neck length bair and a full beard wearing a tanktop. The tanktop is partially obscured by a drink cup but reads Trans Rights
May 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
best i could do
a promotional image of american medical drama series "Chicago Hope" but it's very badly photoshopped so the actor's face is covered by the face of the new Pope Leo XIV and the title is Chicago Pope
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
judge me based on my top 4 commanders (i don't really have a top 4 these were just the first 4 i thought of) (Sword Coast Sailor is Rasaad yn Bashir's Background fwiw)
Heartless Hidetsugu {3}{R}{R} Legendary Creature -- Ogre Shaman {T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals to each player damage equal to half that player's life total, rounded down. Hidtesugu held over a dozen oni in blood oath. At his touch, rocks scorched. At his word, cities burned. 4/3 Rosheen Meanderer {3}{R/G} Legendary Creature -- Giant Shaman {T}: Add {4} to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}. Night after night, Rosheen babbled about a bygone sunlit world, her every word dismissed as a madwoman's ravings. 4/4 Grimgrin, Corpse-Born {3}{U}{B} Legendary Creature -- Zombie Warrior Grimgrin Corpse-Born enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. Sacrifice another creature: Untap Grimgrin and put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever Grimgrin attacks, destroy target creature defending player controls, then put a +1/+1 counter on Grimgrin. 5/5 Rasaad yn Bashir {2}{W} Legendary Creature -- Human Monk Each creature y ou control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.) 0/3
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
oh I'm judgin
The green mana symbol from magic: the gathering
April 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
yeah you could say I'm an indie gamer
A bearded man with mid length hair and a full beard wearing an Outer Wilds hat and a flannel shirt over a Kentucky Route Zero tee shirt. He is holding a Blake's El Chavo cider. He's clearly very pretentious
April 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
POW! me again motherfucker. I dare you #makeweffskeet
A screenshot from the video game Final Fantasy IV. It is of the equipment screen. The character is Palom. His replacement name is Pinkie. He has 255 attack, 255 defense, and 60 magic power. His equipment is: Right hand crystal sword, left hand avenger sword, helmet Adamant armor, body adamant armor, arms adamant armor.
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
:\
the scryfall.com error message for "No cards found," a downward facing pentagonal shape with a horizontal line in the upper middle, with the text "No cards found" beneath it
February 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
i think it'd be pretty great to gain the whole world,
a pack shot of the PS5 game Lost Soul Aside. this skeet is a biblical reference to Matthew 16:26 but actually castlevania: symphony of the night
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
a drastically overexposed bright orange selfie with the text RELATABILITY INTENSIFIES overlaid on it
January 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
weffjebster.bsky.social
calculated
My screen, showing me having beaten a seed of earthbound randomizer with two dead characters and with Paula only having 1hp and the feeling odd status
January 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
enhance
a crop of the image in OP which zooms in on the Alolan Sandslash on the Nintendo Switch screen
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
holy smokes it's free enterprise time twitch.tv/weffjebster
A character naming screen from Final Fantasy IV Free Enterprise Randomizer. Cecil is named SHWING. Edward is named WHIFF! Porom is named ZIP! Kain is named BOING! Rosa is named TWANG! Cid is named BOOM! Rydia is named BRRRRT. Yang is named POW! Edge is named KRSPLT. Tellah is named ...... Palom is named ZAP! FuSoYa is named KaBlAm.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
weffjebster.bsky.social
A screenshot of the game Balatro. It is a button that reads "Jokerless" with a checkmark next to it.
January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
old navy that is not what v-day is
An unread email from Old Navy in a gmail inbox. The subject line is "A V-Day present for you; 50% off ALL Valentine's Day styles"
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
put on these sunglasses and i suddenly have some opinions about immigration
Me, a bearded man in a ball cap and some generic lookin "sporty" safety sunglasses that i had to wear because i forgot my actual sunglasses at home. My dad used to work for the gas and electric company so he has like a hundred thousand of these damn things in his car
January 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
IT'S STILL DECEMBER.
A handful of reese's eggs that I'm gonna buy anyway dammit
December 31, 2024 at 7:29 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
It's here. I was wrong. We were all wrong.
A google search field with "what is a prime number whose digits sum to a prime number" and google's absolutely ass for brains AI overview saying that "A prime number whose digits sum to another prime number is 17; when you add the digits of 17 (1 + 7), you get 8, which is also a prime number."
December 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
weffjebster.bsky.social
Cincinnati Reds select Judy Hopps in the Rule 34 Draft
A news headline reading "Cincinnati Reds select Cooper Bowman in the rule 5 draft"
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
Twitch recap! Wow I need to get a life!
The 2024 Twitch Streamer Recap for weffjebster. The title is "Clippable, Raiding Quest Conqueror of the Year." He had 130 new followers, 37.2K hours watched, and 91 new subscribers. The top categories he streamed were Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, and Timespinner, placing him in the top 10% for all five. He streamed 178 times in 2024 and his chat sent 110K chats. 210 clips were made of his stream. The top emote used from his channel was "weffjeJAM" which is an animated emote of weffjebster, a man with long brown hair and a full beard, bobbing his head with a nasty rock frown.
December 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
no
An email from LinkedIn asking me to follow Mark Cuban on LinkedIn.
November 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
weffjebster.bsky.social
don't do this
A bench at crunch fitness with 12 dumbbells on and around it. The average human has about two arms
November 8, 2024 at 5:34 PM