Max Bob
@weezbo.bsky.social
I impulse bought a bathrobe because Tim Curry wore one on Psych and I couldn’t decide if terrycloth or fleece would be better so I bought both. I still can’t decide which is better.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I impulse bought a bathrobe because Tim Curry wore one on Psych and I couldn’t decide if terrycloth or fleece would be better so I bought both. I still can’t decide which is better.
All shrooms are edible. Some of them are only edible once.
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
All shrooms are edible. Some of them are only edible once.
Me to the coffee table when I stub my toe.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me to the coffee table when I stub my toe.
And your transformers name is the street you grew up on and your mother’s maiden name! And your transformers license plate is your social security number!
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
And your transformers name is the street you grew up on and your mother’s maiden name! And your transformers license plate is your social security number!
Gail I don’t know why all these people are trolling you but the movie you’re thinking of is A Christmas Story
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Gail I don’t know why all these people are trolling you but the movie you’re thinking of is A Christmas Story
You’re obviously not talking about LEGO Requiem for a Dream.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You’re obviously not talking about LEGO Requiem for a Dream.
“I’d eat your salami flower” is both a literal statement on this plate and something that seems incredibly forward to say.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“I’d eat your salami flower” is both a literal statement on this plate and something that seems incredibly forward to say.
Mad to not be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the stricken at every medical emergency.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mad to not be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the stricken at every medical emergency.
He should do more stuff before other stuff.
Predate more things, I mean.
Predate more things, I mean.
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He should do more stuff before other stuff.
Predate more things, I mean.
Predate more things, I mean.
That doesn’t make any sense. How would you get the perfect little can lines?
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That doesn’t make any sense. How would you get the perfect little can lines?
They still are. The same ones.
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
They still are. The same ones.
I’m given to believe that fisting cannot result in the delicate condition.
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’m given to believe that fisting cannot result in the delicate condition.
I like the way y’all are like “Jesus this is horrible. Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching!! GAWL!!!”
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I like the way y’all are like “Jesus this is horrible. Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching!! GAWL!!!”
That would be a fart rupture.
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That would be a fart rupture.
Right wing grifting is more lucrative so they all moved to channels with names like “eagle fart” and “buy my fart supplements.”
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Right wing grifting is more lucrative so they all moved to channels with names like “eagle fart” and “buy my fart supplements.”
Because Keanu wasn’t in Lost Boys?
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Because Keanu wasn’t in Lost Boys?
I so wanted to go see this but I don’t think I can swing the tickets until next year so you gotta keep going at least through next spring!
September 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I so wanted to go see this but I don’t think I can swing the tickets until next year so you gotta keep going at least through next spring!
I don’t know. Everything that has a hope of tasting good in there is wrapped so at least you can pick those out without them being tainted by the rest.
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I don’t know. Everything that has a hope of tasting good in there is wrapped so at least you can pick those out without them being tainted by the rest.
So he’s admitting that Republicans want to shut down the government unless they get to kill more brown people.
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So he’s admitting that Republicans want to shut down the government unless they get to kill more brown people.
It should be about his left handed brother he never knew about. Call it SINISTER.
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It should be about his left handed brother he never knew about. Call it SINISTER.
I have a pool, too. And whatever it takes for me to get a wacky care package of random delights.
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have a pool, too. And whatever it takes for me to get a wacky care package of random delights.
Can your mom please adopt me? I want surprises like this.
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can your mom please adopt me? I want surprises like this.