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I'm Web Man! I'm just trying to have a conversation!

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Unironically typing “unprovoked war of aggression against the Jews” unilaterally disqualifies you from having literally anything competent to say regarding any of this.
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Higgs' "tough decisions" on early covid policy were made by all party consensus. Once he had a majority, his "tough decisions" left people with everything from disregard to outright lies to complete abandonment.

And your "credible journalistic reporting" did absolutely nothing to alleviate it.
March 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
God this is lazy and sad.

The "analysis" piece has nothing to do with Higgs or Covid and little to do with Holt. The primary crux seems to be that Holt isn't as tough as her male PC counterparts, drawing comparison to Ford's empty threats when she explained this *multiple* times in the presser.
March 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Narrator: In fact it was the Dem policies themselves that got Trump elected.

When will the numbskulls figure out that if the left were actually capable of preventing Trump from winning, then dem's refusal to campaign on progressive policy is the fault of... wait for it... the fucking dems.
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Tankies don’t apologize for Stalin or Lenin, they just put their deeds into the context of the atrocities whose fan clubs you’ve joined, and we get it, that makes you uncomfortable and defensive.
March 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Anyway, this is getting pretty boring and I’m starting to just feel sorry for you and the people who have to take care of you.

Genuinely wish you the best while also knowing your personality will push whatever that is far away.

Semper fi to your bottomless cringe my dude. Better luck next time.
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Is vilifying and denigrating poor people your job?

Man, whatever your job is (beyond commando cringe) I hope you aren’t required to possess any degree of reading comprehension.
December 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
It’s pretty cute that you think you could inspire any strong emotion in people other than pity.
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I don’t have issues with firearms. Sorry again that you have trouble reading. I simply find it comical/pathetic when a troll’s life is so vapid he has to build a cosplay out of them.

See the difference? Nah, I know you don’t. Call me a fascist again.
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Meh. I got more that “I don’t know what a fascist is but you’re a fascist” so I’ll be okay.
December 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
You don’t have a point, other than pointing out you’re an idiot. The people around you explaining things in monosyllabic words and suggesting you stop overworking the vacuum in your skull isn’t dehumanizing, it’s sympathy.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Like the ones you make about poor folks.
December 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Interesting how you vilify and disparage poverty though, while gloating about your own socioeconomic standing.

Truly anti-fascist position! Definitely doesn’t align you with power structures! The clearest way to show you’re not a cretinous goon for oligarchy!

You simply can’t stop outing yourself.
December 18, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Oh no!
You figured it out!

I’m overwhelming jealous of an unfuckable meatheaded chud of room temperature IQ who has to overcompensate for his innumerable inadequacies by dressing up like an army doll and publicly fetishizing guns while using a 10 cent vocabulary he doesn’t understand.

Guilty!
December 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Guns = wealth

But I’m the fascist.

The overcompensation is fucking galaxy level here.

Nah brother, I don’t need guns, but don’t stop making them and a one-track cringe level failed insult your entire personality.
December 18, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Amazing.

It’s your other line!

Serious questions: does it ever become unfulfilling having only like two things to say in any given situation? Have you considered returning to preschool to finish your education? Does your brain cell have to pause other stuff when you type?
December 18, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Ouch… these keep getting worse.

Oh and thanks for confirming (again) that a “fascist” by your definition is someone who figures out you’re the intellectual equivalent of dryer lint.

You’re gonna encounter lots of those “fascists” in your life.
December 18, 2024 at 10:12 AM
You got me! You being the human equivalent of a skid mark is very embarrassing to me.
December 18, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Imma block you soon too cuz man, it’s nothin but fuckin vapours up in that night vision wearing slab-of-meat dome of yours. Your family tree must be a stump.

So let me know when you read this, with a “bootlicker” or “fashy” or “where’d I put my special sock” and I can leave you with your stupidity.
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Here you go. for posterity.
December 18, 2024 at 1:32 AM
“No you are.”

You’re an absolute king of the witty response eh?

Then you add a line parroted from the most banal fucking corners of cringe internet. I’m trying to have fun but this is weak as fucking piss.
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Yeah.. not surprised. Reading your interaction was like listening to a professor get called a “poopy bum head” by a toddler. Did the chimps that raised you not keep you in school past grade one?
December 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Weird that you’d misconstrue people acknowledging your idiocy with some sort of pain. The only pain is from watching you try to string together words at a literate level.

One too many gun wet dreams have messed you up lil boy.
December 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM