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Category 5 Melissa on final approach to Jamaica www.weatherretort.com/p/category-5...
Sunrise on Category 5 Melissa just off the Jamaican west coast.
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Category 5 Hurricane Melissa to devastate Jamaica
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First light on Category 5 Melissa
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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High temperatures Tuesday were pretty wild. Another day of intense heat in the Mid-Atlantic. www.weatherretort.com/p/another-da...
High temperatures on Tuesday per ACIS
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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not current but briefly quite spicy in st louis.
tornado in st louis earlier
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Following Wednesday's tornado outbreak, potentially generational flood event ramps up today. Many of the same spots impacted: www.weatherretort.com/p/potentiall...
Tornado warnings and reports April 1 to this morning. Map of the Level 4 of 4 high risk rainfall zone Thursday.
April 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Scary overlap of high risk for tornadoes today and high risk for flooding Thursday.

Volatile several days setting up in the Mid-Mississippi Valley and surrounding regions. www.weatherretort.com/p/tornado-ou...
Overlap of high end tornado and flood risks over the next two days.
April 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Phoenix tries for earliest 100 as heat wave peaks in western U.S. www.weatherretort.com/p/phoenix-tr...
High temperature forecast map for the southwest U.S. today. Some 100s are likely in the desert.
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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If you’re a weather or climate fan, we’re about to enter the third week of spring, since it started March 1 on our calendars. For normies, the book is about to be closed on winter as astronomical spring arrives Thursday. In proper fashion, we’ve got snow, severe weather and more wildfires on the table today.
March 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Tornado outbreak likely in central and southern U.S. Friday through Saturday: www.weatherretort.com/p/tornado-ou...
Simulated radar for Saturday... supercell beans cover Mississippi
March 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Shifty weather pattern in the aftermath of Arctic blast www.weatherretort.com/p/shifty-wea...
Coldest temperatures from last week. (uncorrected)
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Winter to give up grip on Lower 48 after brutal week www.weatherretort.com/p/winter-to-...
Low temperatures for the Arctic outbreak via the real time mesoscale analysis.
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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After complying with Gulf of America usage, Hurricane Center safe from presidents' ire - at least until they are all fired www.weatherretort.com/p/flooding-a...
It's the Gulf of America now, hurricane trackers
February 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Needed rain and snow for California as severe cyclone Zelia targets Australia. www.weatherretort.com/p/rain-and-s...
Snow compared to normal in California. The Sierra is well below normal. Snowfall forecast for the Sierra over the next 3 days shows 4 to 6 feet widespread.
February 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Some places that have seen less snow than New Orleans this year.

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Following Tuesday’s historic Deep South snowstorm, places that usually see no snow are far outpacing typically wintry locations. As example, for the first three weeks of the year, New Orleans at 8 inches is outpacing: Anchorage with 1.9 inches Fargo with 2.1 inches New York City with 3 inches Chicago with 3.9 inches Mammoth Mountain, Calif., with 5 inches
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Blizzard warning on the Gulf Coast as rare Southern U.S. snowstorm gets underway

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Gulf Coast winter storm warnings and blizzard warnings.
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Coldest morning of the winter so far across Lower 48.

Low in DC around 25, compared to a low of 19 in 2009 when 2 million headed to the National Mall to watch Barack Obama be sworn in outdoors.

Also, a wacky Gulf Coast snowstorm: www.weatherretort.com/p/it-s-the-e...
Cold day in hell begins
January 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Inauguration set to be cold day in hell, following possible Sunday snowstorm #dcwx #arcticcold #frozenMAGAritas

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Snow forecast from the European weather model for Sundayish plus our handsome new/old guy.
January 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM