Paul Byrne
@wearydetective.bsky.social
📝 Writer and performer 🎭 Stand up comedian, pantomime dame, folklore and fortean, music loving gamer. Ex police now PE ⛹️
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Paul Byrne
@wearydetective.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around: Amazon.co.uk: Byrne, Paul: 9781739247690: Books
Buy Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around by Byrne, Paul (ISBN: 9781739247690) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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This is my memoir:
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
Does anyone who's left X / Twitter ever regret it?
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Does anyone who's left X / Twitter ever regret it?
If you've never watched Sapphire and Steel you have until the end of the day.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you've never watched Sapphire and Steel you have until the end of the day.
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
I've developed an unexpected desire to listen to BBC Radio 3 and Radio 4.
What can this mean?
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What can this mean?
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February 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've developed an unexpected desire to listen to BBC Radio 3 and Radio 4.
What can this mean?
🤨
What can this mean?
🤨
Failed last year....
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Failed last year....
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STANKA POOH
Doechii · Alligator Bites Never Heal · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Between crooked spire and sloping stone angel, lies a territory of sorcery. For not only is the boneyard a place of talking to the dead, it is a home to grim guardians and workroom for witches who want to toad-plough graves. – George Kindred, 'Witch County,' 1970
November 22, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Between crooked spire and sloping stone angel, lies a territory of sorcery. For not only is the boneyard a place of talking to the dead, it is a home to grim guardians and workroom for witches who want to toad-plough graves. – George Kindred, 'Witch County,' 1970
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Jenny Holzer, Untitled, 1979
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121468
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121468
November 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Jenny Holzer, Untitled, 1979
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121468
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121468
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Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
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My six favourite European Mr Men character names...
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
November 18, 2024 at 12:04 PM
My six favourite European Mr Men character names...
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
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Torquay Alien Invasion June 2022
YouTube video by The Paul Byrne Comedy Spectacle
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Remembering Peter Cook, born this day in 1937.
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Remembering Peter Cook, born this day in 1937.
Just deleted the X app 👽
a cartoon drawing of a person celebrating myself
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person celebrating myself
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Just deleted the X app 👽
This is my memoir:
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around: Amazon.co.uk: Byrne, Paul: 9781739247690: Books
Buy Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around by Byrne, Paul (ISBN: 9781739247690) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
amzn.eu
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 AM
This is my memoir:
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.
Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna
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