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Willowsaurus 🦖
@waywardwillow.bsky.social
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wayward xennial. resolute leftist. revolutionary optimist. world famous shower singer. web comics. memes.


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going full 🤌
4 bowls of Preparation for lasagna: tiny meatballs, red pomodoro sauce, grated mozzarella, grated Romano cheese
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I’m here u fuckass bitch
A FEDCO parking lot a lone blue shopping cart faces the long since shuttered Southern California membership store
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Sayed is now free because he has an advocacy group behind him, a stellar lawyer, & a judge who wasn’t afraid to do the right thing.
www.cbs8.com/article/news...
Screenshot from a news article. Picture of a man in a black collard shirt smiling. Text reads Federal judge orders release of Afghan interpreter detained by ICE ー The judge determined that the federal government had violated Sayed Naser's right to due process, and that he could not be detained again without a court order.
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Stg I’m not sure what’s funnier the onion articles or ads lol
Print version of the onion top story is Homeland security relaxed species requirements to join ICE & there’s a gd giraffe in riot gear The onion ad for Waymo message is Road head. Safer.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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me when someone asks how an airplane could just fall out of the sky
Autism Announcement
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Can you imagine the obituary? “Kirk died doing what he loved best - protecting the second amendment”
2023 article from Newsweek titled “Kirk says deaths unfortunately worth it to keep 2nd amendment”
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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absolutely not
4 creepy mfing cursed Victorian dolls holding hands playing ring around the Rosie
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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helped my mom clean out the pantry 😬
An almost empty canister of black pepper that was best by Feb 2008
September 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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wheeee Sugarbombing has a popup shop today in Barrio Logan
The super cute merch of subversive artist Sugarbombing. Image includes a black t-shirt with a smiling sun flipping off ICE above the text “fuck ice” and a collage of stickers including a pink axolotl holding the flag of Palestine over the words “from the river to the sea”
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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thinking about this banger
Sting, Bryan Adams, & Rod Stewart pose for the cover of their badass ballad, “All For Love, from The Three Musketeers
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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absolutely zooted
Billy the cow cat sitting on a pink bath mat. His eyes are half open & mouth is slightly open & he looks high af
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Omg lol apparently he does come with the lifeboat along with his photographer
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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lol on brand
Pixelated pink tomagatchi with a black cat in a bow & scorpion on its tail. The top of the tomagatchi says “Scorpio” & text below says life is pain…but thankfully pain is my kink
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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inside of you are two cats
Billy the cow cat splooting on beige carpet but his front legs are completely tucked under so he looks like a weird seal Billy the cow cat glaring annoyingly while he rests one front leg over a Star Wars backpack like he’s the most interesting man in the world
August 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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things are pretty bleak in the home front these days. like I know this is my responsibility as a single kidless daughter but holy hell could I ever use some support
a pink stuffed animal with black eyes & a lil smile text reads “bestie i’m at my fucking limit
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Not me forgotting I need to take a new pic for my license renewal today and wearing the stabby mushroom shirt
Me in line at the DMV looking dumb with my curly hair & wearing a beige t shirt with a print of a smiling mushroom holding a giant kitchen knife
August 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Behold! The Billy
Billy the black and white cow cat is standing on a bed. He’s looking slightly to the left mid-meow. The room and ceiling behind & above him are drenched in a purple glow
August 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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fuckin knew it
Print issue of the The Onion. Headline is: ICE CONFIRMS AGENTS DO NOT HAVE FACES BENEATH MASKS
July 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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fantastic ad no notes
an ad embedded in an article about Latino culture at comic-con. The ad is a line drawn cat standing on its back legs like a human. A yellow stream of liquid is coming out of its butt. Text reads “your home smells like cat pee? Try this”
July 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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lousy pic bc they were so far away but this is a great couples costume lol
Cosplay of the red light green light doll & Seong Gi-hun from Squid Game
July 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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k this is rad
X-men Mystique cosplay including yellow contacts
July 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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watching Homicide Life on the Street & I almost choked when we met the high school teenage murderer
2 teenage boys standing in front gray lockers. One wears a long sleeved blue, green, & purple sweater & looks back with big confused eyes. He also happens to be Steve from Blues Clues
July 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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This one always cracks me up.
Actor Alan Tudyk at comic-con Hei-hei the rooster from Moana scream (text reads screaming continues)
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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80s era heather locklear on the cover of a shrink wrapped LP that says “everything’s super fucked that’s probably why you feel like fucking shit”
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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little churro u are the only thing holding me together right now
A little churro atop a brown paper bag from Rubio’s restaurant chain
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM