Martin: (entering) Who's getting hitched? I hope it's not you.
Martin: (entering) Who's getting hitched? I hope it's not you.
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement