Zygmunt Zwingli
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Zygmunt Zwingli
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А что, разве я похож на человека, у которого могут быть родственники?
@daveprosper.bsky.social Listening to a podcast where a host recounted sitting near TJ Miller on a train and TJ was audibly talking up Tubi on the phone. Big things coming?
April 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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from the commercials you'd think the average mlb viewer is a 78 year old exurb dwelling small to medium business owner on the verge of organ failure. and you'd be right
March 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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the menswear guy every day
March 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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the cruelty is the point
February 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Frasier: (frustrated) Ah yes. It appears that yet another false marriage has been arranged in Eastern Wu.

Martin: (entering) Who's getting hitched? I hope it's not you.
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
*thinks about the death of Xu You* Yeah. Checks out.
truth bombs from Xu You
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@daveprosper.bsky.social Congratulations on Tubi nabbing the Super Bowl. Big day for the Tubi family and passionate Tubi fans.
February 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The fife, now an instrument of derision, once led men into battle. How the mighty have fallen
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I like a lot of jokes and memes, but it makes me sad that they require specific knowledge on the part of the audience to be enjoyable.
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 AM
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Hi, I'm Valya Harkonnen. Welcome to Jackass.
December 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I've made many beauties with this lovely site.
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Instead of making a lazy VORP joke I'll just say: bunting sends its regards.
We have an *incredible* value proposition and we're significantly below market in where we set our prices. Look around and see: We're cheaper than just about everything that isn't free, and we do it at a premium quality and with significant volume in terms of content. I want that to stay accessible.
November 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Watching the Chargers play the Bengals in a pizza place because I don't value my time. There's an irritating Chargers fan (in and of itself noteworthy) who's insistent that they will be buried in a Chargers coffin. Seems like something that shouldn't be available as an option @FTC.
November 18, 2024 at 3:40 AM
*Sami Landri* mes pronoms? Argo / Naut
Barista: Can I have a name for the order?

Me: Jason

Barista: And your pronouns?

Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???

Barista: We can't complete the order without them.

Me: Why????

Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Starting the COVID season of The Good Doctor. Very excited to learn how the writing team is going to insert their "capricious to the point of being biblical" B plots into real life.
August 14, 2023 at 4:02 AM