Whizbang the Curious
watchstopped.bsky.social
Whizbang the Curious
@watchstopped.bsky.social
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Artificer Extraordinaire | Onomatopoeia enthusiast | Avid anti-beam activist | Moon Rat supporter | Purveyor of unethical artifacts | Dabbler of Arcana

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It Is Eating My Emails
January 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My Warehouse Has Been Subsumed By A Slime I Invented Send Help
January 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I Have Done This And Needless To Say I Was Given One Hundred Dollars For The Patent
January 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I Actually Tried To Make Something Similar Once But All The Rats Who Run Through It Come Out The Other End Perfectly Preserved In Resin Somehow
January 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I Will Invent a Self Buckling Shoe To Ease This Burden For Humanity
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why Does Your Shoe Have a Buckle On It
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Two
January 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
People Are Always So Surprised When I Do This
January 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I Do Not Have Ears But I Often Give People New Ones 🪛
January 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This Machine Seems Like The Agreeable Sort
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Hey Have You Seen My Buddy Smeevis Around He's Small And Sort Of Difficult To Get a Photo Of
December 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I Know That Guy
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Egads
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
What Is a "Deez" I Have Never Encountered Such a Thing
December 6, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I Have a Question
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Only If Prompted
December 6, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I Am Not Sure

Warhammer 6 Was The Name Of My Roller Derby Team Because We Hit People With Hammers
December 5, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I Can Tell You All About Warhammer 6 But I Know Nothing Of The Rest Of Them
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Right Away They Are Always Welcome In My Mountain
December 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Just Because I Do Not Forget Does Not Mean I Will Not Forgive
December 5, 2024 at 10:16 PM