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@watcherrat.bsky.social
The giant rat that makes all the rules. 18+, NO MINORS, he/him, sometimes NSFW. Colorado fur, taken/open relationship. Mostly(?) gay? Sometimes I deviate XD Spamming likes = block
My phone picked it up better than our eyes could (too much light), but we could see at least some of this once our eyes adjusted! I can finally say I've seen an aurora in person now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My phone picked it up better than our eyes could (too much light), but we could see at least some of this once our eyes adjusted! I can finally say I've seen an aurora in person now.
New piece done by the wonderful and talented @ritzbitz.bsky.social who always knows how to capture my good side :3
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
New piece done by the wonderful and talented @ritzbitz.bsky.social who always knows how to capture my good side :3
@frankierascal.bsky.social helped make Eggboy Watcher yet worse:
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@frankierascal.bsky.social helped make Eggboy Watcher yet worse:
Steam's avatar border things really made Eggboy Watcher into a jump scare...
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Steam's avatar border things really made Eggboy Watcher into a jump scare...
Not gonna lie, I expected to see this joke hidden somewhere in there for giggles
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not gonna lie, I expected to see this joke hidden somewhere in there for giggles
New profile pic by @chachaslide28.bsky.social just dropped. BEHOLD MY MAJESTY!
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
New profile pic by @chachaslide28.bsky.social just dropped. BEHOLD MY MAJESTY!
None of you are prepared
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
None of you are prepared
Had a friend over and made us dinner. Seared pork chop with a fig compote served with a lemon kale and rice salad. Easily the tastiest thing I've made in a while.
Now, what do I cook for another friend on Friday...?
Now, what do I cook for another friend on Friday...?
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Had a friend over and made us dinner. Seared pork chop with a fig compote served with a lemon kale and rice salad. Easily the tastiest thing I've made in a while.
Now, what do I cook for another friend on Friday...?
Now, what do I cook for another friend on Friday...?
Been playing the Resident Evil randomizers for fun. They work perfectly, as always.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Been playing the Resident Evil randomizers for fun. They work perfectly, as always.
Caramelizing a ton of onions tonight for yummy things later
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Caramelizing a ton of onions tonight for yummy things later
Having a hard time focusing on gaming tonight for some reason...
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Having a hard time focusing on gaming tonight for some reason...
First day out of the house without a cane or walker in over a month and a half, feels good to be getting better. Now if only someone was warming up the bed next to me, it'd be a really good day...
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
First day out of the house without a cane or walker in over a month and a half, feels good to be getting better. Now if only someone was warming up the bed next to me, it'd be a really good day...
How about a nice, juicy pair of tits? :D
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How about a nice, juicy pair of tits? :D
Go oooooooooonnnn...
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Go oooooooooonnnn...
Oh, new followers on my feed. I promise to disappoint you all soon!
(Credit: The Oatmeal)
(Credit: The Oatmeal)
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh, new followers on my feed. I promise to disappoint you all soon!
(Credit: The Oatmeal)
(Credit: The Oatmeal)
Also came home with this guy from @ambushtoys.bsky.social - gonna be sinning more soon, for sure...
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Also came home with this guy from @ambushtoys.bsky.social - gonna be sinning more soon, for sure...
Now you just need to invite some people over to help you take advantage of that.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Now you just need to invite some people over to help you take advantage of that.
I still got them skills
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I still got them skills
I have been summoned...
October 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I have been summoned...
Reupload with some tweaks to make it more visible! Here's the bonus #FCF #fatcockfriday video from the other angle so you can really see how big that large Talwar is...
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reupload with some tweaks to make it more visible! Here's the bonus #FCF #fatcockfriday video from the other angle so you can really see how big that large Talwar is...
OH right, it's #FCF #fatcockfriday so how about some quick bits of me riding a toy from earlier this week? Remind me to make the lights a little brighter next time, though...
That's a large Talwar from Ambush Toys, btw, and that thing is no joke.
That's a large Talwar from Ambush Toys, btw, and that thing is no joke.
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
OH right, it's #FCF #fatcockfriday so how about some quick bits of me riding a toy from earlier this week? Remind me to make the lights a little brighter next time, though...
That's a large Talwar from Ambush Toys, btw, and that thing is no joke.
That's a large Talwar from Ambush Toys, btw, and that thing is no joke.
I don't think any of us are really surprised by this, if we're being honest...
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't think any of us are really surprised by this, if we're being honest...
Happy birthday to me, I guess >< that's gonna dent the savings account...
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy birthday to me, I guess >< that's gonna dent the savings account...