Castiel Elohi (parody)
@warriorangelcas.bsky.social
A fallen angel trying to do right by the world. [Carried over from @WarriorAngelCas on Twitter] [RP|Bi|18+|MV|MS|Omega]
It sets me a little…what’s the word…off-kilter.
June 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It sets me a little…what’s the word…off-kilter.
Well a-aren’t you all — all suave and dashing.
May 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well a-aren’t you all — all suave and dashing.
Do you have chocolate milk?
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Do you have chocolate milk?
I-I don’t drink anymore. But thank you.
May 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I-I don’t drink anymore. But thank you.
Does this work?
a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
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May 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Does this work?
I am? I suppose that’s a n-nice thing to hear.
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am? I suppose that’s a n-nice thing to hear.
…C-Crowley. Hello.
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
…C-Crowley. Hello.
I mean…I didn’t know /you/ were real. And here you are.
*My hips roll just a touch.*
*My hips roll just a touch.*
March 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I mean…I didn’t know /you/ were real. And here you are.
*My hips roll just a touch.*
*My hips roll just a touch.*
I — actually don’t know if he’s real or not.
March 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I — actually don’t know if he’s real or not.
With his wealth and intellect, I’m sure he has. But he wouldn’t.
March 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
With his wealth and intellect, I’m sure he has. But he wouldn’t.
Batman doesn’t kill anyone ever. Or mind control them.
March 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Batman doesn’t kill anyone ever. Or mind control them.
Batman doesn’t kill.
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Batman doesn’t kill.
…Watching Burton films, have you?
March 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
…Watching Burton films, have you?
O-Oh! You cheeky fucker…
*I lean down at kiss you madly.*
*I lean down at kiss you madly.*
March 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
O-Oh! You cheeky fucker…
*I lean down at kiss you madly.*
*I lean down at kiss you madly.*
Wh-Where are we going, my lord? *I look behind us to see the wake of soft light I’ve left. Any Hobbits who see this will tell tale of the night they saw the ghostly woman astride her dire-beast.*
March 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wh-Where are we going, my lord? *I look behind us to see the wake of soft light I’ve left. Any Hobbits who see this will tell tale of the night they saw the ghostly woman astride her dire-beast.*
*As with the dragon, I conure a minimal saddle and bridle so I won’t fall off.*
March 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*As with the dragon, I conure a minimal saddle and bridle so I won’t fall off.*
*Very cautiously, I approach and mount, footsteps leaving a wake of starlight.*
March 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*Very cautiously, I approach and mount, footsteps leaving a wake of starlight.*
*I had been preparing to sprint before I heard your voice.*
O-Oh! …Thank you, my lord. I appreciate it.
O-Oh! …Thank you, my lord. I appreciate it.
March 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*I had been preparing to sprint before I heard your voice.*
O-Oh! …Thank you, my lord. I appreciate it.
O-Oh! …Thank you, my lord. I appreciate it.
……Again with wondering if I’m in an unhealthy relationship…
March 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
……Again with wondering if I’m in an unhealthy relationship…
The loss of a cow could mean a substantial loss of income.
…Where are they? I can save the cow.
…Where are they? I can save the cow.
March 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The loss of a cow could mean a substantial loss of income.
…Where are they? I can save the cow.
…Where are they? I can save the cow.