Warped Tori
warped-tori.bsky.social
Warped Tori
@warped-tori.bsky.social
i guess i was internet famous once.

"we'll all drown unless we cut ties to the anchor"⚓

dj 🎚️ tiktoker 📱 culture vulture 🪶
i collect records and matches
i go to shows (a lot)
📍boston

https://linktr.ee/warped.tori
It's raining in boston rn, on today aka mcr day, and fenway is open air so I'm gonna crash out if this shit continues and there's lightning
September 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
hot mulligan implies the existence of a cold mulligan
August 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
July 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you know you're getting old when you're using your hitachi for its original intended purpose
May 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
why does planet fitness always have cooking shows on the tv? this is just rude
April 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Michelle Wu speaking at a protest when she called the cops on protesters last year is perfect liberal irony
April 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the economy 📉📉📉
play count of "down" by jay sean 📈📈📈
April 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
hi, i'm tori, i'm 30 and addicted to ibuprofen
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
rip nikola tesla, you would have loved to use your deathray on elon musk
March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
so I guess we're replacing the #resist energy from his first term to #comply now. cool cool cool cool cool

www.wgbh.org/news/educati...
Northeastern University moves away from 'DEI' language
After President Trump's Jan. 21 executive order targeting DEI programs, the university changed websites and program names to replace "diversity, equity and inclusion" with "belonging"
www.wgbh.org
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
when i said i wanted a Cabaret revival, i didn't think i needed to specify that i didn't mean LIVING THROUGH ONE
January 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I got TikTok 4 years ago during COVID bc I was so lonely & bored. I had no idea making videos would give me so many opportunities: I made so many creator friends, met so many followers & heard their stories, & I met the love of my life. Thank you so much, TikTok, it's been a wonderful, wild ride.
January 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hello. This is my son. His name is Wolfsbane (like the plant) but we just call him Bane (like the Batman villain or the band) but we actually just call him Babyman. He is puffy & shy & scared of mostly everything but he's a sweetie & getting braver by the day. He's a little gremlin who eats plastic
January 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM