Atrocious Warmbo Takes
@warmbo.bsky.social
(Unofficial RP account for America's favorite lisping shitlib sockpuppet! Expect lots of corn cream. Not affiliated with @codyjohnston.bsky.social or Some More News but please check them out anyway!
Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)
Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)
Dat's wight, silly goat! It's da votews' fauwt! Warmbo knows dat weaching acwoss da aiswe is da way to go!
April 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Dat's wight, silly goat! It's da votews' fauwt! Warmbo knows dat weaching acwoss da aiswe is da way to go!
Silly goat! Warmbo Schumew and Warmbo Jeffwies say you just need to vote out Mistew Twump in fouw yeaws!
April 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Silly goat! Warmbo Schumew and Warmbo Jeffwies say you just need to vote out Mistew Twump in fouw yeaws!
Reposted by Atrocious Warmbo Takes
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
So you wuv Twump?
April 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So you wuv Twump?
Warmbo fed aww of his dignity to da awwigatows, silly goat!
(Please read bio)
(Please read bio)
April 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Warmbo fed aww of his dignity to da awwigatows, silly goat!
(Please read bio)
(Please read bio)
(I know. Warmbo is a character meant to parody that exact mindset and so this is an unofficial RP parody account for the character.)
April 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
(I know. Warmbo is a character meant to parody that exact mindset and so this is an unofficial RP parody account for the character.)
(Oh absolutely. I'm open to feedback too. I've had at least one centrist fooled by this account thinking that despite the gimmick, the opinions are genuine. We absolutely need Warmbo because he's a great satire of the Third Way inefficacy that got us here in the first place.)
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(Oh absolutely. I'm open to feedback too. I've had at least one centrist fooled by this account thinking that despite the gimmick, the opinions are genuine. We absolutely need Warmbo because he's a great satire of the Third Way inefficacy that got us here in the first place.)
(I mean, part of the whole point is to make fun of the Resist libs on here now that they've migrated here? They deserve to never be taken seriously ever again and are part of the reason we're in this hellscape.)
April 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(I mean, part of the whole point is to make fun of the Resist libs on here now that they've migrated here? They deserve to never be taken seriously ever again and are part of the reason we're in this hellscape.)
(Also, in the meantime I'd be happy to accept genuine feedback on how to do the Warmbo bit better)
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
(Also, in the meantime I'd be happy to accept genuine feedback on how to do the Warmbo bit better)
Reposted by Atrocious Warmbo Takes
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
April 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
April 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
Warmbo only dwinks cown cweam!
April 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Warmbo only dwinks cown cweam!
Warmbo's excwement is highly toxic!
April 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Warmbo's excwement is highly toxic!
Warmbo wepwoduces asexuawwy!
April 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Warmbo wepwoduces asexuawwy!
Don't you wemembew, silly goat? Warmbo was pwaising Joe Biden aftew he became pwesident!
April 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don't you wemembew, silly goat? Warmbo was pwaising Joe Biden aftew he became pwesident!
NOOOOO! Warmbo's home insuwance!
April 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NOOOOO! Warmbo's home insuwance!
And Warmbo shall feast on youw chiwdwen!
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And Warmbo shall feast on youw chiwdwen!
Warmbo has Mistew Cody, Miss Katy, Bawney da Dinosauw, and aww da othew Warmbos fwom Warmbo's home pwanet!
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Warmbo has Mistew Cody, Miss Katy, Bawney da Dinosauw, and aww da othew Warmbos fwom Warmbo's home pwanet!