Atrocious Warmbo Takes
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Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)
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Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
Miss Whitmew is doing da twied-and-twue Warmbo technique of hiding when things go wwong. Miss Whitmew wouwd make a pewfect Warmbo! Warmbo just needs to infect hew...
April 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Miss Whitmew is doing da twied-and-twue Warmbo technique of hiding when things go wwong. Miss Whitmew wouwd make a pewfect Warmbo! Warmbo just needs to infect hew...
Should Warmbo go back to being Trad-Warmbo, ow wiww Warmbo lose his voting wights?
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Should Warmbo go back to being Trad-Warmbo, ow wiww Warmbo lose his voting wights?
Dis gives Warmbo an existentiaw cwisis
Wish Dems would throw away what I call ‘kumbaya politics’. We are not in normal times. We get you have to work with R’s but spare us the lectures on bipartisanship, it’s played out. I really have no patience for ass kissing or opportunistic Dems in 2025. Like just do your jobs.
April 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dis gives Warmbo an existentiaw cwisis
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April 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
Dat's wight! Now, nevew, evew impwement dose nasty tawiffs again! Bad Mistew Twump!
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dat's wight! Now, nevew, evew impwement dose nasty tawiffs again! Bad Mistew Twump!
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someone call cody, warmbo has escaped containment.
And he shouwd be! Joe Biden was da best pwesident we evew had and you silly goats couldn't stop compwaining about him!
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
someone call cody, warmbo has escaped containment.
Cwiticizing Democwats is how we got hewe in da fiwst pwace!
DEMOCRAT BASHERS.
There’s a certain type of talking head who makes being critical of Democrats their stock in trade. Newsflash: Democrats ARE speaking up. Democrats ARE fighting back. Democrats ARE being innovative. When did a GOP conduct a town hall in a Dem district? Hint: never.
Just sayin. 😎
There’s a certain type of talking head who makes being critical of Democrats their stock in trade. Newsflash: Democrats ARE speaking up. Democrats ARE fighting back. Democrats ARE being innovative. When did a GOP conduct a town hall in a Dem district? Hint: never.
Just sayin. 😎
April 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Cwiticizing Democwats is how we got hewe in da fiwst pwace!
Warmbo is taking notes
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Warmbo is taking notes
Biden did nothing wwong, silly goats! Cwiticizing him is why we got Mistew Twump again!
April 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Biden did nothing wwong, silly goats! Cwiticizing him is why we got Mistew Twump again!
Miss Whitmew is doing da wight thing! If we'we aww nice to Mistew Twump den maybe he'ww be nice to us back!
When you just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Miss Whitmew is doing da wight thing! If we'we aww nice to Mistew Twump den maybe he'ww be nice to us back!
Did you know dat Warmbo is fwiends with Bawney da Dinosauw? Even though Bawney suppowts Mistew Twump, we get awong even though we have diffewent views!
April 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Did you know dat Warmbo is fwiends with Bawney da Dinosauw? Even though Bawney suppowts Mistew Twump, we get awong even though we have diffewent views!
Warmbo thinks dat Waluigi is a baaaaaaad man! Instead of shooting Mistew Thompson, he shouwd have just sent him a stwongwy wowded lettew about how his heawth cawe decisions awe huwting peopwe!
The hysteria about Bernie Bros in the year of our Luigi 2025
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Warmbo thinks dat Waluigi is a baaaaaaad man! Instead of shooting Mistew Thompson, he shouwd have just sent him a stwongwy wowded lettew about how his heawth cawe decisions awe huwting peopwe!
HAHAHA so funny! Warmbo thinks dis is totawwy da way to own Twump!
Trump wants a military parade for his birthday. It’s titled the “suckers and losers” parade . All the flags on the tanks should be upside down🤬
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
HAHAHA so funny! Warmbo thinks dis is totawwy da way to own Twump!
Da Bewnie Bwos just need to sit down and shut up! Deiw candidate wost faiw and squawe, get ovew it! Dey wewe just too awwogant to vote fow Mrs. Hiwwawy ow Mrs. Kamawa!
BERNIE BROS, or whatever you call em nowadays, are alive and well on BlueSky.
Fun times. 😎
Fun times. 😎
April 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Da Bewnie Bwos just need to sit down and shut up! Deiw candidate wost faiw and squawe, get ovew it! Dey wewe just too awwogant to vote fow Mrs. Hiwwawy ow Mrs. Kamawa!
When cwypto takes ovew, at least Warmbo wiww be weww-positioned to benefit fwom it!
“It’s like, what if we took this digital community that exists, and what if we made it in real life?”
Meet the "TheoBros" who are building community offline.
Meet the "TheoBros" who are building community offline.
Christian "TheoBros" are building a tech utopia in Appalachia
What could go wrong?
www.motherjones.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
When cwypto takes ovew, at least Warmbo wiww be weww-positioned to benefit fwom it!
Da Muppets wiww save us fwom dis wecession! But da Muppets nevew wetuwn any of Warmbo's cawws!
April 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Da Muppets wiww save us fwom dis wecession! But da Muppets nevew wetuwn any of Warmbo's cawws!
Dat's why fighting with viowence is bad, silly goats! We need mowe catchy swogans and stwongwy wowded wettews!
April 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dat's why fighting with viowence is bad, silly goats! We need mowe catchy swogans and stwongwy wowded wettews!
Warmbo is pwo-wife because if peopwe have abowtions, dewe goes Warmbo's food suppwy!
April 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Warmbo is pwo-wife because if peopwe have abowtions, dewe goes Warmbo's food suppwy!
Stop bwaming Mistew Schumew, silly goat! He's doing da best he can to fight Mistew Twump's agenda!
"Democratic leaders like my former boss are increasingly alienating young voters and progressives alike due to ideological rigidity, inadequate policy responses, and a failure to address the evolving socio-political landscape."
I Used to Work for Chuck Schumer. He's Pushing Young People Away From the Democratic Party.
I blame my former boss for the party's failures.
www.teenvogue.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Stop bwaming Mistew Schumew, silly goat! He's doing da best he can to fight Mistew Twump's agenda!
Mistew Cawney is gonna be an amazing Pwime Ministew of Canada! Warmbo hopes he'ww give tax bweaks to Warmbo's fwiends Tewwance and Phiwwip!
Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 reacts to Stephen Harper’s endorsement of Pierre Poilievre. BAM! 🔥🔥🔥 #cdnpoli
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Mistew Cawney is gonna be an amazing Pwime Ministew of Canada! Warmbo hopes he'ww give tax bweaks to Warmbo's fwiends Tewwance and Phiwwip!
You should have aww wistened to Kamawa, silly goats! She wan a fwawwess campaign!
Fox News kept telling its viewers that Kamala was the dumb one.
April 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You should have aww wistened to Kamawa, silly goats! She wan a fwawwess campaign!
BOOOOOO! Speakew Johnson is a nasty man and we need to vote him out no mattew what! #VBNMW
Ok moms and dads. This one is rage inducing. Mike Johnson shut the floor down for a week to prevent a bill that would have allowed proxy voting for new parents in congress (meaning when a parent is on leave with a newborn a colleague can cast the vote for them)
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
BOOOOOO! Speakew Johnson is a nasty man and we need to vote him out no mattew what! #VBNMW
But dat's why bipawtisanship and giving both sides a chance is so impowtant, silly goat!
April 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
But dat's why bipawtisanship and giving both sides a chance is so impowtant, silly goat!