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mars 🦇
@wardo-cullen.bsky.social
🌿 vegan crossfitter lmfao
we’re (my partner and 2 other pairs) also doing a practice run of uhhh this buddy-event i signed myself up for and uhhhhh l m f a o (BEFORE whitten tomorrow)
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me looking at this week’s workouts like brother wtf are monday and thursday

my dumbass “oh monday isn’t so bad” then “5 ROUNDS for time” hit me 😭
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
THE TWO TIMES I WAS NUMBER ONE! I had to SS today because I know someone’s gonna beat it but LOoOOokkkKKKK I’M AN RX’ER
(this Helen WOD is the babiest version lmfao)
August 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I thought I’d only get 2 and a half rounds finished ☺️
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
almost had 7 rounds for this one. that one pause to take a sippy of water or to whine internally at ring rows stopped me >:(
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHHEHEHH
(but during the workout I did 85x5 unbroken bc otherwise I’d just die)
July 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
the WOD weight for deadlifts tomorrow is 10lbs over my PR & idk if or how I’m gonna scale it 🤡
July 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i got a new (different) job & learned i have an office not from my boss but from my (previous job) work bestie who got a position at the new place before me lmfao
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Brad Swaile said he liked my tattoos 🥹
March 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
no cheating post the last photo of your pet(s) uwu
March 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i made a mistake teaching goose to accept head kisses for foodsies because now she screams at me and makes me kiss her and pap her on the flanks while she takes her first bites 😐
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
saw someone else do this: me-coded characters lol
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
work bestie =/= my bingus @kxllhydra.bsky.social and my kitty cats though

i miss them :((((
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
holy shit, dude!! that’s a whole ass person!! 🥲
January 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ok i lie there's more than just pentagon in this rpt 3.0 playlist
the first song got cropped but its crown by txt which is still a certified banger (i also haven't heard anything new from them so idk)
January 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
am I *normal* or gorl world normal?
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
🎄 merry crimmus from our kitties to yours 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
neither of the torties (moose or dirty RIP) have stockings with their initials, and that’s just a tortie hate crime we must atone for next crimmus
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
moose can’t believe she got so many likes! here she is crushing on charlie playing broken af FPS elden ring last night
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
trying to train moose into loving head kisses by annoying her with 10 smooches before feeding her lol
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
started making spicy california roll “crab” salad with grated tofu 🤤 and having it as chirashi is my new fave thing
December 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
this aged very poorly. miss dirty mae passed away tonight. good luck on the other side, lil squirt. you’ll be able to see the world again & it’ll always be warm and cozy with all the stinky food and clean water you could ever want. we love you
November 26, 2024 at 7:08 AM
morning of surgery vs. 10 weeks post op B)
November 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM
dirty update: she gets kitty migraines and might have corona car virus & the vet said a $3k CT scan wasn’t worth it, but $80 steroids were! she’s like a different cat!!
November 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
i think dirty’s on the decline because she keeps trying to wedge and hide herself in spots around her room. but then she has days where she seems like her normal self
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM