Great news! I’ll put the kettle on…

Translation: Liz Truss continues to be wrong about absolutely everything.

If “healthier than ever” means looking like a sack of shit that ate a sack of shit, then yes.

He lies, cheats and steals and assumes everyone else is doing the same because he can’t imagine any other way of doing business. Anyone who isn’t doing that is a sucker anyway and unworthy of his respect. It also means every win creates a new enemy and reinforces his insecurity and paranoia.

Macron just made your man look like a proper wanker.

Al Jazeera’n chill.

“Middle East Riviera” - I rest my case.

Biden tried to be tough on immigration and how’s that working out?

The future’s made of virtual insanity.

I feel sorry for Steve really - at this point satire is basically dead. You can't make shit up that's weirder that what is literally happening.

Ok, I’m up for this one. Nice.

Right, they should have arrested those inbred twats. If you are a millionaire farmer, you pay your taxes same as everyone else and shut the fuck up. Go and enjoy your infected spine in a bap.

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Some good articles, but it feels like end of an era for me. PS5 is the first one I have skipped and won’t buy. Just feels non-essential. I don’t need a large, expensive and odd-shaped box just for the sake of a couple of exclusive games. The days of the closed console are coming to an end.

Not one of those will make your life materially better. Even cutting taxes will still have to be paid for by losing something else you need.

You don’t have to wait for info about Southport, it’s seaside town in Merseyside. Here is a secret dossier all about it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southport

Kids today have no idea how tricky it is to rock a rhyme that’s right on time. It’s tricky.

But he isn’t. He is, at worst, making things broadly the same. Labour took over a chess game with 2 pawns and a bishop on the board. There are a limited number of moves available, none them particularly great. You may disagree with those moves, but I guarantee yours wouldn’t be any better.