Big TTY goth gf
@wanker-dot-biz.bsky.social
(nonstandard, humorous, rare)
You cannot possibly comprehend how this email finds me
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You cannot possibly comprehend how this email finds me
If I still did grindr I'd set it to "Cruisin' for a usin'"
May 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If I still did grindr I'd set it to "Cruisin' for a usin'"
Just brushed my teeth
May 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just brushed my teeth
What's a pervert's favorite airplane? A leerjet.
April 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What's a pervert's favorite airplane? A leerjet.
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my brain just pictured Daniel Craig saying the phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Hot Testicle Hypothesis" and now my day is off to a good start.
March 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
my brain just pictured Daniel Craig saying the phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Hot Testicle Hypothesis" and now my day is off to a good start.
i dated this guy who worked for western digital. he was kind of a disk.
March 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i dated this guy who worked for western digital. he was kind of a disk.
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•••••BREAKING•••••
The measles outbreak in western Texas is rapidly growing, with 25 new cases confirmed in just the last five days. In West Texas alone, there are now a total of 223 confirmed cases, according to new data released by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS).
Watch..
The measles outbreak in western Texas is rapidly growing, with 25 new cases confirmed in just the last five days. In West Texas alone, there are now a total of 223 confirmed cases, according to new data released by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS).
Watch..
March 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
•••••BREAKING•••••
The measles outbreak in western Texas is rapidly growing, with 25 new cases confirmed in just the last five days. In West Texas alone, there are now a total of 223 confirmed cases, according to new data released by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS).
Watch..
The measles outbreak in western Texas is rapidly growing, with 25 new cases confirmed in just the last five days. In West Texas alone, there are now a total of 223 confirmed cases, according to new data released by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS).
Watch..
No plan survives first contact with the cat
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
No plan survives first contact with the cat
There needs to be a conditional NOP instruction - if the condition is false, the processor needs to do something; it doesn't matter what.
February 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There needs to be a conditional NOP instruction - if the condition is false, the processor needs to do something; it doesn't matter what.
I wanna replace all the numbers on my gears with emojis:
1: 🚜
2: 🚲
3: 🚀
4: 👍🏼
5: 🚂
6: 🚢
R: 🙃
1: 🚜
2: 🚲
3: 🚀
4: 👍🏼
5: 🚂
6: 🚢
R: 🙃
February 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I wanna replace all the numbers on my gears with emojis:
1: 🚜
2: 🚲
3: 🚀
4: 👍🏼
5: 🚂
6: 🚢
R: 🙃
1: 🚜
2: 🚲
3: 🚀
4: 👍🏼
5: 🚂
6: 🚢
R: 🙃
when the dildo arrives that you ordered from the Internet, is that mail genitalia?
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
when the dildo arrives that you ordered from the Internet, is that mail genitalia?
Any sufficiently hot sex is indistinguishable from magic
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Any sufficiently hot sex is indistinguishable from magic
hey, what did the antenna do about its depression?
It started taking RSSIs.
It started taking RSSIs.
February 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
hey, what did the antenna do about its depression?
It started taking RSSIs.
It started taking RSSIs.
This lesbian bluetooth dongle is kind of a ripoff www.amazon.com/Makita-19890...
Amazon.com: Makita 198901-5 Auto-Start Wireless Transmitter : Tools & Home Improvement
Amazon.com: Makita 198901-5 Auto-Start Wireless Transmitter : Tools & Home Improvement
www.amazon.com
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This lesbian bluetooth dongle is kind of a ripoff www.amazon.com/Makita-19890...
Nature finds a way
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nature finds a way
I believe I am in fact higher than balls
February 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I believe I am in fact higher than balls
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when you’re both trash but the chemistry is insane
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
when you’re both trash but the chemistry is insane
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Problematic but brilliant doctor who plays by his own rules will put your new liver where he damn well pleases
Problematic but brilliant doctor who plays by his own rules will put your new liver where he damn well pleases
“Dr. Falcon was kind of a jerk, but in a way that made me think he was really smart,” one patient said.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Problematic but brilliant doctor who plays by his own rules will put your new liver where he damn well pleases
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
I refuse to be left out of the lewd-posting. I'm still not sure what this account is for, but it's definitely not for *not* posting lewds.
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I refuse to be left out of the lewd-posting. I'm still not sure what this account is for, but it's definitely not for *not* posting lewds.
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it’s not called pegging it’s called fucking
it’s not called getting pegged it’s called getting fucked
it’s not called getting pegged it’s called getting fucked
January 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it’s not called pegging it’s called fucking
it’s not called getting pegged it’s called getting fucked
it’s not called getting pegged it’s called getting fucked
git: (forced update)
me: 🥺
me: 🥺
January 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
git: (forced update)
me: 🥺
me: 🥺
🤐💭 What was the controls engineer's sexual fantasy? He wanted to get DIN-railed in a sundress.
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🤐💭 What was the controls engineer's sexual fantasy? He wanted to get DIN-railed in a sundress.