I apologize to all of those that had to miss out on the savory flavor of Walt's Holiday Kielbasa exploding in their mouth today. Perhaps next year.

Today's rental car. The Ford Mustang. Scientifically proven to shrink male genitalia and overinflate fragile egos. I asked if they had something manlier like a minivan, but they said they needed it to go to my final destination. I'm afraid, by the end of the week, you can just refer to me as nubby.

Found in pet supplies. Must be an aftercare product.

I used to think this was the most perfect form on the planet. Whilst I have only seen pictures, I now believe there is a form more splendid than this, and I thank them for sharing.