“only every day for the past few ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶s̶a̶n̶d̶ years! it'll be fine. just hold onto something so you don't fall over and hit your head, i really don't need another incident like THAT...”

she's approaching the controls like she's never seen a single button before in her life. the opposite of reassuring.

“now you're getting it! just do everything i tell you and don't wander off and things will be completely fine!”

chances of catastrophe? 99.8%

“ah, but saying it ironically resets the karmic imbalance to being in my favor. trust me, i have a system, it works.”

“oh, why not! what's the worst that could happen? it's just one trip. one trip never goes wrong.”

oh i'm positive! i do it all the time, it's easy. just don't step on any butterflies.

oh, it'll be fine! don't you worry!

for me? busy. very busy. high point for fashion though.

yeah but i get to do it while sitting down and having a nice cup of green tea, he does it in a ridiculous outfit.

yyyyy- no, no, not really. he wears a sieve.

well it is a time machine, it can be as 70s as i like.

and i do like!

DISCOOOOOOOO!!

why wouldn't i have this