🍁The Rudy Schwartz Project🍁
@waldo-corndog.bsky.social
Music production. 78rpm records. Strange music. Bad movies. Good movies. Schlock culture. Sneering at fascist bullshit. Processed meat. Circus peanuts.
YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject
Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject
Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
Two of my favourite activities for one low price.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two of my favourite activities for one low price.
When I hear Canadians complain about their taxes, I wonder whether they've seriously considered the alternative. #Canada #HealthCare #HealthInsurance
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When I hear Canadians complain about their taxes, I wonder whether they've seriously considered the alternative. #Canada #HealthCare #HealthInsurance
This is my dog, Günther. He got throat cancer and I had to put him down about thirty years ago, but I still dream about him frequently. Last night he was ignoring me while chasing down and killing a beaver. #DogSky #DogsOfBlueSky
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is my dog, Günther. He got throat cancer and I had to put him down about thirty years ago, but I still dream about him frequently. Last night he was ignoring me while chasing down and killing a beaver. #DogSky #DogsOfBlueSky
A little girl in Nebraska came up with my favourite "No Kings" sign yesterday.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A little girl in Nebraska came up with my favourite "No Kings" sign yesterday.
Last night I was digging through a shoe box of old photos and found this one from prom night, 1977. I lost touch with Lois after the convenience store holdup. I wonder if she still likes to play Cribbage.
September 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Last night I was digging through a shoe box of old photos and found this one from prom night, 1977. I lost touch with Lois after the convenience store holdup. I wonder if she still likes to play Cribbage.
It would seem that yesterday's confusion over whether the person who murdered the Nazi had been apprehended was due to the fact that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is now run by a complete fucking idiot.
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It would seem that yesterday's confusion over whether the person who murdered the Nazi had been apprehended was due to the fact that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is now run by a complete fucking idiot.
"White Americans feel that happy songs are happy and sad songs are sad, and that is exactly the way most white Americans sing them, sounding so helplessly fatuous that one dare not speculate on the temperature of the deep freeze from which issue their brave and sexless little voices." -James Baldwin
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"White Americans feel that happy songs are happy and sad songs are sad, and that is exactly the way most white Americans sing them, sounding so helplessly fatuous that one dare not speculate on the temperature of the deep freeze from which issue their brave and sexless little voices." -James Baldwin
Sometimes when I feel despair with the state of the human race, it comforts me to remember that Orrin Hatch is still dead.
September 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes when I feel despair with the state of the human race, it comforts me to remember that Orrin Hatch is still dead.
September 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is one of the more ostentatious ways to spend $80,000 to tell the world you're a fucking idiot.
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is one of the more ostentatious ways to spend $80,000 to tell the world you're a fucking idiot.
"If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
- William S. Burroughs
- William S. Burroughs
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
- William S. Burroughs
- William S. Burroughs
"Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.”
- H. L. Mencken
- H. L. Mencken
August 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.”
- H. L. Mencken
- H. L. Mencken
Lincoln's greatest error was permitting white southerners to remain citizens. They and their descendants should have been denied suffrage and offered work as servants, maids, and train porters. Those with rhythm could have been allowed to work in vaudeville. America would be a better place today.
August 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Lincoln's greatest error was permitting white southerners to remain citizens. They and their descendants should have been denied suffrage and offered work as servants, maids, and train porters. Those with rhythm could have been allowed to work in vaudeville. America would be a better place today.
A Tura Satana documentary is being released today! Yowza! #FilmSky #FasterPussycatKillKill #Psychotronic
August 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A Tura Satana documentary is being released today! Yowza! #FilmSky #FasterPussycatKillKill #Psychotronic
Ed Emshwiller was an artist and filmmaker who created covers for paperback sci-fi novels back in the 50s and 60s.
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ed Emshwiller was an artist and filmmaker who created covers for paperback sci-fi novels back in the 50s and 60s.
Britain, 1948.
July 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Britain, 1948.
I'm not an historian, but I was wondering how much time passed in Germany between the Reichstag fire and the availability of "hilarious" novelty concentration camp t-shirts. #TheyAreLiterallyNazis
July 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm not an historian, but I was wondering how much time passed in Germany between the Reichstag fire and the availability of "hilarious" novelty concentration camp t-shirts. #TheyAreLiterallyNazis
This is why there is no hope. Actually, I take that back. There are a lot of reasons why there is no hope. #Murkowski #CorruptScumbags #sociopathy
July 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is why there is no hope. Actually, I take that back. There are a lot of reasons why there is no hope. #Murkowski #CorruptScumbags #sociopathy
Early 60s colour video recorder. Probably targeted at television studios or extremely rich celebrities. #television
June 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Early 60s colour video recorder. Probably targeted at television studios or extremely rich celebrities. #television
May 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A sign left on Dallas Road in Victoria, which faces Port Angeles, Washington across the Strait of Juan de Fuca.
May 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A sign left on Dallas Road in Victoria, which faces Port Angeles, Washington across the Strait of Juan de Fuca.
Probably the three most significant events in television history are the Kennedy assassination, the Apollo moon landing, and the "Green Acres" episode where Alf and Ralph showed up to repair the closet.
May 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Probably the three most significant events in television history are the Kennedy assassination, the Apollo moon landing, and the "Green Acres" episode where Alf and Ralph showed up to repair the closet.