🍁The Rudy Schwartz Project🍁
@waldo-corndog.bsky.social
Music production. 78rpm records. Strange music. Bad movies. Good movies. Schlock culture. Sneering at fascist bullshit. Processed meat. Circus peanuts.
YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject
Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject
Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
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The Rudy Schwartz Project - Moist Towelettes
YouTube video by The Rudy Schwartz Project
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This is a song about a pushy travelling salesman specializing in moist towelettes, and the resistance he encounters from a dubious shoe store clerk, who has obviously not set aside funds for the purpose of purchasing said towelettes. #MusicSky
Hey, America. We just stole your fucking rubber duck museum. It's OURS now! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuck you!!! We've got the rubber duck museum you fuckers!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦#Canada
This American rubber duck museum is moving to B.C. due to tariffs, drop in tourism | CBC News
Quirky Point Roberts-based Rubber Duck Museum is coming to Tsawwassen Mills mall in B.C. after increasing tariffs and decreasing tourism have made business in the U.S. exclave unsustainable.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey, America. We just stole your fucking rubber duck museum. It's OURS now! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuck you!!! We've got the rubber duck museum you fuckers!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦#Canada
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Shammy Mandelbrot and the Polar Guard Booties
Mike Hunt
Hypotenuse Dilemma
That's Not Jergens Lotion
Sid Melton's Corridor of Pain
Shammy Mandelbrot and the Polar Guard Booties
Mike Hunt
Hypotenuse Dilemma
That's Not Jergens Lotion
Sid Melton's Corridor of Pain
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Shammy Mandelbrot and the Polar Guard Booties
Mike Hunt
Hypotenuse Dilemma
That's Not Jergens Lotion
Sid Melton's Corridor of Pain
Shammy Mandelbrot and the Polar Guard Booties
Mike Hunt
Hypotenuse Dilemma
That's Not Jergens Lotion
Sid Melton's Corridor of Pain
The CDC is now as reliable as flat-earthers, vaccine "skeptics", and the random lunatic leaving Chick Tracts in public restrooms.
CDC changes website to raise suspicions on vaccines and autism | CBC News
A U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention website has been changed to contradict the longtime scientific conclusion that vaccines do not cause autism, spurring outrage among a number of public...
www.cbc.ca
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The CDC is now as reliable as flat-earthers, vaccine "skeptics", and the random lunatic leaving Chick Tracts in public restrooms.
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🎵 O'er the LAAA-AAAAND of the FREEEEEE! 🎵
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
🎵 O'er the LAAA-AAAAND of the FREEEEEE! 🎵
Two of my favourite activities for one low price.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two of my favourite activities for one low price.
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New York Times: We believe that facts should speak for themselves
Politician: I am incredibly racist
New York Times: Critics say Politician is not at all racist
Politician: I am incredibly racist
New York Times: Critics say Politician is not at all racist
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New York Times: We believe that facts should speak for themselves
Politician: I am incredibly racist
New York Times: Critics say Politician is not at all racist
Politician: I am incredibly racist
New York Times: Critics say Politician is not at all racist
Did Lindsey Halligan get her law diploma from the stationery aisle at Wal-Mart? #Comey #CircusFreaks
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Did Lindsey Halligan get her law diploma from the stationery aisle at Wal-Mart? #Comey #CircusFreaks
Scott Galloway says things that are true about the Canadian/U.S. relationship, while Kevin O'Leary impersonates the business end of a silicone butt plug, and Piers Morgan contemplates which appetizer he'll order at dinner. #Canada #Tariffs #BoycottUSA
Scott Galloway on Trump's Idiotic Back Stabbing of Canada
YouTube video by greenmanbucket
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Scott Galloway says things that are true about the Canadian/U.S. relationship, while Kevin O'Leary impersonates the business end of a silicone butt plug, and Piers Morgan contemplates which appetizer he'll order at dinner. #Canada #Tariffs #BoycottUSA
This is a song about a pushy travelling salesman specializing in moist towelettes, and the resistance he encounters from a dubious shoe store clerk, who has obviously not set aside funds for the purpose of purchasing said towelettes. #MusicSky
The Rudy Schwartz Project - Moist Towelettes
YouTube video by The Rudy Schwartz Project
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is a song about a pushy travelling salesman specializing in moist towelettes, and the resistance he encounters from a dubious shoe store clerk, who has obviously not set aside funds for the purpose of purchasing said towelettes. #MusicSky
What would have been the implications of Scaramouche simply refusing to do the Fandango? Were there any contingency plans in place? #MusicSky
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What would have been the implications of Scaramouche simply refusing to do the Fandango? Were there any contingency plans in place? #MusicSky
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Can't wait for the "America is run by pedophiles--is that so bad?" thinkpieces from the major media outlets which, we will discover five minutes later, are also run by pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Can't wait for the "America is run by pedophiles--is that so bad?" thinkpieces from the major media outlets which, we will discover five minutes later, are also run by pedophiles
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You bring tear gas canisters, we open another bookstore, it's the Portland way. selectedstoriesbooks.com/we-are-open/
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You bring tear gas canisters, we open another bookstore, it's the Portland way. selectedstoriesbooks.com/we-are-open/
Avoid travel to authoritarian shit holes like Russia, North Korea, Iran, Saudi Arabia and the United States. #BoycottUSA
'No due process': L.A. nurse, veteran among citizens forcefully arrested by ICE amid immigration crackdown | CBC News
Two U.S. citizens whose forceful arrests by ICE were caught on video say federal agents violated their constitutional rights. As backlash against the administration's escalating immigration raids grow...
www.cbc.ca
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Avoid travel to authoritarian shit holes like Russia, North Korea, Iran, Saudi Arabia and the United States. #BoycottUSA
This is a song about how Plato expanded on Socrates' philosophical framework with metaphysics and confusing hand gestures. It includes a strobe warning, because I once had a dog with photosensitive epilepsy, and we found out about it the hard way. #MusicSky
The Rudy Schwartz Project - Turn Out the Lights and Let My Vomit Come Through (strobe warning)
YouTube video by The Rudy Schwartz Project
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is a song about how Plato expanded on Socrates' philosophical framework with metaphysics and confusing hand gestures. It includes a strobe warning, because I once had a dog with photosensitive epilepsy, and we found out about it the hard way. #MusicSky
When I hear Canadians complain about their taxes, I wonder whether they've seriously considered the alternative. #Canada #HealthCare #HealthInsurance
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When I hear Canadians complain about their taxes, I wonder whether they've seriously considered the alternative. #Canada #HealthCare #HealthInsurance
An 80s Canadian rap music video urging abstinence from alcohol. This is how you make three minutes and fifty-five seconds seem longer than the Precambrian Era.
"Choose" - Canadian Anti-Drug Rap/Rock Song
YouTube video by VideoFollies
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October 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
An 80s Canadian rap music video urging abstinence from alcohol. This is how you make three minutes and fifty-five seconds seem longer than the Precambrian Era.
There sure are a lot of "X destroys Y" videos on YouTube. But in no case have I seen one where "Y" ceases to exist. If it keeps up, I may become cynical.
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There sure are a lot of "X destroys Y" videos on YouTube. But in no case have I seen one where "Y" ceases to exist. If it keeps up, I may become cynical.
Si vous habitez au Québec, sachez qu'il y a des œufs américains à vendre dans certaines épiceries (Maxi et WalMart). #BoycottUSA
Avez-vous acheté des œufs américains lors de votre dernière épicerie?
Vous n’êtes pas les seuls à avoir sursauté devant un logo de l’USDA au lieu d’une petite feuille d’érable, la semaine dernière.
www.ledroit.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Si vous habitez au Québec, sachez qu'il y a des œufs américains à vendre dans certaines épiceries (Maxi et WalMart). #BoycottUSA
The orange cunt will always be Putin's bitch. #Ukraine
Ukraine: Donald Trump pivots again
US president apparently warned Volodymyr Zelenskyy to accept Vladimir Putin’s terms or face destruction during fractious face-to-face
theweek.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The orange cunt will always be Putin's bitch. #Ukraine
Sounds like the goose steppers on the Amnerikkkan Supreme Court want to revisit legalized gay marriage. How do you suppose they'll rationalize exceptions for Scott Bessent and Peter Thiel? #LGBTQ+
US Supreme Court sets date to consider case that could undo marriage equality
Supreme Court justices will meet to discuss whether to take on a case challenging same-sex marriage rights on November 7. Here's what we know so far.
www.thepinknews.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sounds like the goose steppers on the Amnerikkkan Supreme Court want to revisit legalized gay marriage. How do you suppose they'll rationalize exceptions for Scott Bessent and Peter Thiel? #LGBTQ+
He misspelled "behaviour". #Canada #FuckTrump
#TISSUES
“TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A.,” Mr. Trump wrote. “Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
Gift article New York Times.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
“TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A.,” Mr. Trump wrote. “Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
Gift article New York Times.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
Trump Says He’s Cutting Off Trade Negotiations With Canada
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
He misspelled "behaviour". #Canada #FuckTrump
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Field recording from Sunda, Java - "Sorban Palid", musicians unknown, 1940s. Violin and katjapi
#78rpm #folkways #java #nowplaying
#78rpm #folkways #java #nowplaying
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Field recording from Sunda, Java - "Sorban Palid", musicians unknown, 1940s. Violin and katjapi
#78rpm #folkways #java #nowplaying
#78rpm #folkways #java #nowplaying
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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear polka-dot office dresses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear polka-dot office dresses.