Wahooney 🔸
@wahooney.bsky.social
Game developer. Eternal Blender Boi. Unreal game developer (recovering Unity Developer).
"High fibre diet, AND keto? We should have expected something..."
September 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"High fibre diet, AND keto? We should have expected something..."
Bee keeper. Contract killer. Both.
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Bee keeper. Contract killer. Both.
The same people who say "Saying fuck is rude and against our company culture!" will take away employee medical benefits because it'll give them a 0.2% bump on their quarterly report, then donate $1m to Trumps 3rd Term campaign.
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The same people who say "Saying fuck is rude and against our company culture!" will take away employee medical benefits because it'll give them a 0.2% bump on their quarterly report, then donate $1m to Trumps 3rd Term campaign.
Bread and Circuses.
Well, circuses anyway.
Well, circuses anyway.
April 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Bread and Circuses.
Well, circuses anyway.
Well, circuses anyway.
Come on now; it was just a few back-to-back party fouls. You try running things after a 90-day bender.
April 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Come on now; it was just a few back-to-back party fouls. You try running things after a 90-day bender.
It's "Also sperm." that gets me.
April 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's "Also sperm." that gets me.
I was thinking "Gwynneth Paltro at the end of Se7en", but you do you.
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I was thinking "Gwynneth Paltro at the end of Se7en", but you do you.
It's like plugging in USB.
April 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's like plugging in USB.
I feel you're being a little optimistic there: Trump is saying to win this baseball game, we're going to need thicker gravy on the biscuits.
April 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I feel you're being a little optimistic there: Trump is saying to win this baseball game, we're going to need thicker gravy on the biscuits.
Yeah, the deep state is pretty coy when a certain side is in control....
April 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yeah, the deep state is pretty coy when a certain side is in control....
"That's not fair! Reality has a liberal bias!"
April 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"That's not fair! Reality has a liberal bias!"
To make his hands look bigger.
April 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
To make his hands look bigger.
They tariffed LESOTHO. Logic definitely had nothing to do with it.
April 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They tariffed LESOTHO. Logic definitely had nothing to do with it.
Nothing quite like shitting the bed to cover up a fart.
April 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nothing quite like shitting the bed to cover up a fart.
They tariffed LESOTHO. This is cronyism 💯
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They tariffed LESOTHO. This is cronyism 💯
He's... The Anti-Clincher.
April 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
He's... The Anti-Clincher.
You've got to hand it to Elon.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a clipboard
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a clipboard
media.tenor.com
March 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You've got to hand it to Elon.
The most costly thing I've ordered while drunk is that those crickets quiet down.
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The most costly thing I've ordered while drunk is that those crickets quiet down.
He might have a liquor stench! You don't know him!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He might have a liquor stench! You don't know him!!!!
Yeah, but can your phone clean the floor?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
March 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yeah, but can your phone clean the floor?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
