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jordan
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great american humorist. non-aesthetic socialist libtard. proud appalachian-american.

[bridged from https://mastodon.jordanwages.com/@wagesj45 on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Shit specialty website I had to use to buy my outdoorsman father his Christmas present had a glitch while the sale was going and all my orders were immediately canceled. Now that the sale is over, it works.

HOW CONVENIENT

Shit on Amazon all you want but their website at least works.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/115681235472855470

You know, some enterprising leftists could easily set up a bunch of leftwing bots. Small, cheap, local LLMs are out there that can run on consumer hardware 24/7.

Fight fire with fire. 🤷
mas.to
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I just be usin' symlinks. Here and there and everywhere. They're great.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There should be a mini-app that maps `gitgo` to `git clone $1 && cd $1`
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
A lot of todo is made about how many tabs people have open in their web browser. But how many terminals do you have open??

Me: 4

#windows #linux #terminal #browser #webbrowser #chrome #firefox #bash #console #techlife #geeklife
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115674474498188272

I unironically think that libraries should offer pornography acquisition training and assistance, especially to the elderly. Sexual health should be a right and should definitely not be stigmatized like it is.
mastodon.social
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@GarLipow/115533229061844888

Blows my mind when certain liberals pretend to not understand why betrayal from those whose who are supposed to protect us and have our back is often more anger inducing than the villains themselves.

I'll vote blue, but you'll never be able […]
Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com
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December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In case anyone was wondering, you can get #amcrest Surveilance Pro to run just fine in #bottles in #linux, you'll just need to switch the render device to #vulkan instead of the default #GL.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If I hit Ctrl + F on your website and you intercept it, you should be tried at the Hague and executed.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
> Israeli flag profile picture
> troll

many such cases

:overwatch:
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
:hoggers: :trump_smug:

Could this be what does him in with the hogs or will Europe finally achieve total cultural victory?

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1997001387994161611?s=20
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Sorry but this is so pretentious. Sorry I just wanna root a vacuum, not get a morality lecture about how I need to learn to solder it myself. Jesus.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sometimes its fun to care too much about things. But it gets tiresome when people take that caring too much about something and make it Serious Business™.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A reminder that I have a #firefox (and #waterfox) add-on for the #InternetArchive. It allows you to mass copy links from the download pages, or even automatically forward them to an #aria2 server to #download. Would love to hear from you if it is useful! […]
Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com
mastodon.jordanwages.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have good meme emojis I rarely get to use because I fear people will either think I'm an asshole or not understand the meme. Real shame.

:holy_moly: :grope: :sniffee: :sniffer: :pepe_ahegao: :i_am_growing_stronger: :i_have_awoken:
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Was losing an Overwatch match. After round one, my computer crashed. So now everything is going to think I'm an angry little bitch. :pepe_sadge: :overwatch:
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
vmst.io
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“enough already….i’m not wearing the fucking pants”

~ the baby
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by jordan
“enough already….i’m not wearing the fucking pants”

~ the baby
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
People are too hard on Jojo Siwa.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Reposted by jordan
Airbus says more than 600 of its A320 planes may need inspections for a metal plate “quality issue.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by jordan
The Voice of America’s Burmese Service contributor Sithu Aung Myint has been released from Insein Prison in Myanmar after 4+ years of unjust detention. But he won’t have a job to go back to as nearly all of VOA’s language services have been silenced by DOGE and Kari Lake, achieving what […]
Original post on journa.host
journa.host
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man people shit on ChatGPT, but I can't imagine googling and ever actually figuring out that the reason my DVD drive was hanging on kernel reads was that the drive itself was refusing to handoff data because nothing was actually requesting a decryption handshake at mount time and I needed to […]
Original post on mastodon.jordanwages.com
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December 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Are we deadass calling Ms. Rachel an anti-Semite? LOL
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Someone, somewhere: *stubs their toe*
Someone else: ChatGPT did this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM