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WADDLES
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waddle dee from the hit game kirby's epic yarn for the nintendo wii
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-any/all prns, bi
-homestuck, toronto maple leafs, minecraft, hollow knight, pokemon, arcane, MASH, metal gear
-tumblr: waddlestowaddles. im nowhere else
-anti florida panthers
-be nice 2 me
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more like Pierre Poileavin' Parliament
April 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The girls are fightingggggg
White House says Amazon's decision to desplay tariff-based price increases on products is a "a hostile and political act by Amazon," who they accuse of working with "a Chinese propaganda arm."
April 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I have watched hundreds of episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I have finally found it: the dish Guy Fieri liked the most. He is in heaven here. You can see in real-time Guy contemplating ending the show over this hot dog
April 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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we need to think of 'abolishing ICE' as like 'abolishing the Wehrmacht.' Germany still needed an army. Americans will still want some kind of immigration and border authorities. But abolishing the culture, structures, and power-holders of a utterly corrupted and brutal system is important.
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Terrarium 01 🌱
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I’m not fucking around here
April 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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in honor of the onion being under new management, here’s the Smartest Man In The World making another Wonderful Prediction a year ago
April 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Optimism is not really the word, but there is a grim sense of satisfaction to watching President Deals try to leverage a new order out of having nothing to threaten or bargain with.
How To Lose a Trade War - Truthdig
If you think Trump’s tariffs will bring China to its knees, I have a large wall to sell you.
www.truthdig.com
April 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Friedge is taking the cowards road yet again.

Basically it's not on me to decide whether Q should be eligible, I'm just here to lend credence to the idea that Q's eligibility should be a matter up for debate. I HAVE to make you understand both sides have equal footing in this argument.

Fucker..
ICYMI: This is what Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman said this morning on the 32 Thoughts Podcast regarding Joel Quenneville and the Ducks’ coaching search:

#FlyTogether
April 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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the unnerving thing about the CPC still pulling 41% of the vote is that it's hard to parse out how many of those people are mostly reacting to the cost of housing and inflation and how many are the We Won't Eat Bugs psychos who think the Toronto District School Board puts litterboxes in classrooms
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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CBC showed a guy in an Ottawa Senators hat at the CPC election night party last night and God willing that man will have a terrible week
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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going to eat french fries with cheese and possibly with gravy in solidarity
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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this account is elon musk confirmed
April 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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americans coping over the canadian comservative loss is sustaining me, i wanted this for us in 2024
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Okay walked into a new bar in Riga and they're very clearly playing the whole of OK Computer.

I asked why, and the lass behind the bar said it keeps the stag (bachelor for you yanks) parties away until after 8pm, when they revert to a DJ.

Riga has absolutely become one of my favourite cities.
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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There is no way someone is this fucking stupid. This has to be a bit.
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM