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waddle dee from the hit game kirby's epic yarn for the nintendo wii
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WADDLES @waddlestowaddles.bsky.social · Apr 5
-any/all prns, bi
-homestuck, toronto maple leafs, minecraft, hollow knight, pokemon, arcane, MASH, metal gear
-tumblr: waddlestowaddles. im nowhere else
-anti florida panthers
-be nice 2 me
waddle dee
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iwriteok.bsky.social
more like Pierre Poileavin' Parliament
A graph titled will Pierre poilievre lose his seat? Oh poly market showing an 82 percent chance after suddenly leap in probability from below 20% on April 25
April 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The girls are fightingggggg
nikkimcr.bsky.social Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · Apr 29
White House says Amazon's decision to desplay tariff-based price increases on products is a "a hostile and political act by Amazon," who they accuse of working with "a Chinese propaganda arm."
April 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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oldmatecans.bsky.social
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!" Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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goodboy.bsky.social
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
Marisa said she is eft with nothing BUt questions. "What if I would have been armed," she 2 said. "You're breaking in. What am 1 supposed to think? My initial thought was we were being robbed-that my daughters, being females, were being kidnapped. You have guns pointed in our faces. Can you just reprogram yourself and see us as humans, as women? A little bit of mercy. Care a little bit about your fellow human, about your fellow citizen, fellow resident. We bleed too. We vork. We pleed justlike anybody else bleeds. We're scared. You could see our faces that we were terrified. What makes you so much more worthier of your peace? What makes you so much more worthier of protecting your children? What makes you so much more worthy of your citizenship? What makes you more worthy of safety? Of being given the ight t that they took from me to protect my daughters?"
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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johncullen.bsky.social
I have watched hundreds of episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I have finally found it: the dish Guy Fieri liked the most. He is in heaven here. You can see in real-time Guy contemplating ending the show over this hot dog
April 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
we need to think of 'abolishing ICE' as like 'abolishing the Wehrmacht.' Germany still needed an army. Americans will still want some kind of immigration and border authorities. But abolishing the culture, structures, and power-holders of a utterly corrupted and brutal system is important.
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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nkimillustrate.bsky.social
Terrarium 01 🌱
Glass teapot containing plant forest with two little creatures enjoying a picnic.
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2023, i invented the kazoo. ~7.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~7.2 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 268k
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I’m not fucking around here
A post by very tall bart from April 21st. “Donald J. Trumo has been named the new pope. He has chosen the name Spider-Man Robocop Jesus.”
April 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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jesseduquette.bsky.social
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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junlper.beer
in honor of the onion being under new management, here’s the Smartest Man In The World making another Wonderful Prediction a year ago
April 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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mobute.bsky.social
Optimism is not really the word, but there is a grim sense of satisfaction to watching President Deals try to leverage a new order out of having nothing to threaten or bargain with.
How To Lose a Trade War - Truthdig
If you think Trump’s tariffs will bring China to its knees, I have a large wall to sell you.
www.truthdig.com
April 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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jjfromkansas.bsky.social
Friedge is taking the cowards road yet again.

Basically it's not on me to decide whether Q should be eligible, I'm just here to lend credence to the idea that Q's eligibility should be a matter up for debate. I HAVE to make you understand both sides have equal footing in this argument.

Fucker..
dereklee27.bsky.social Derek Lee @dereklee27.bsky.social · Apr 29
ICYMI: This is what Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman said this morning on the 32 Thoughts Podcast regarding Joel Quenneville and the Ducks’ coaching search:

#FlyTogether
Friedman: There were reports this weekend about their interest in Joel Quenneville and there were varying comments about how close this was. I’m not interested in disagreeing or fighting with anyone’s information. I think at this time of year, there’s a lot of stuff that flies around and there’s definitely some semantics. The way I understand it is he’s definitely a serious candidate there (in Anaheim) and we’ll see if he ends up being the guy. But he is definitely a serious candidate. I don’t think that’s the only team that’s interested in him. Larry Brooks reported in the New York Post that it won’t be the Rangers and I believe that’s true. But I do think there are some other teams who have looked into him as well. I think the Ducks are very serious about it from a hockey perspective. You’ve heard Pat Verbeek say that they want to make the playoffs next year and that’s why I think that he’s looking at Quenneville and Quenneville is a possibility. I do think the two of them met face-to-face last week. It’s obvious that not everyone is gonna like it. Not everybody is going to be happy with it, including some of your own fanbase and I think that’s ultimately what any team that is going to consider Quenneville is going to have to decide. Does that matter? How significant does the disagreement or dislike have to be before it matters? I’ve seen some fans have made social media posts about how they’ve sent feedback to the team’s website saying they don’t like it. I think only the Ducks or anyone else who considers him can decide how much that matters or how much there has to be before it matters. But the bottom line is the Ducks are considering him and he is a very serious contender for their job.
April 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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peterlynn.bsky.social
Pierre Poilievre standing at a lectern with one of his formulaic verb-the-noun catchphrases, but this one says SHIT THE BED / FAITES CACA DANS LE LIT.
April 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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actingthefulemin.bsky.social
the unnerving thing about the CPC still pulling 41% of the vote is that it's hard to parse out how many of those people are mostly reacting to the cost of housing and inflation and how many are the We Won't Eat Bugs psychos who think the Toronto District School Board puts litterboxes in classrooms
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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actingthefulemin.bsky.social
CBC showed a guy in an Ottawa Senators hat at the CPC election night party last night and God willing that man will have a terrible week
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
going to eat french fries with cheese and possibly with gravy in solidarity
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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crtvheadvt.bsky.social
I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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junlper.beer
this account is elon musk confirmed
April 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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junlper.beer
americans coping over the canadian comservative loss is sustaining me, i wanted this for us in 2024
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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garius.bsky.social
Okay walked into a new bar in Riga and they're very clearly playing the whole of OK Computer.

I asked why, and the lass behind the bar said it keeps the stag (bachelor for you yanks) parties away until after 8pm, when they revert to a DJ.

Riga has absolutely become one of my favourite cities.
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
There is no way someone is this fucking stupid. This has to be a bit.
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM