Jacob Evans
@vumpire.bsky.social
Borned on a mountaintop in Tennessee. Hair black as coal, lips red as the rose. Cheerful in all weathers. Fast n bulbous.
People should have to back to writing letters
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
People should have to back to writing letters
Man the speakerphone is one of my most hated inventions. If you don't let me know I'm on it, there's gonna be trouble.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Man the speakerphone is one of my most hated inventions. If you don't let me know I'm on it, there's gonna be trouble.
I like to imagine meatball sandwiches. All you can eat for two bucks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I like to imagine meatball sandwiches. All you can eat for two bucks.
That scene when the ship arrives and Tom Waits is doing some world class hollering....yeah man
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That scene when the ship arrives and Tom Waits is doing some world class hollering....yeah man
Those were too worldly
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Those were too worldly
We were only allowed those terrifying faceless Amish dolls
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We were only allowed those terrifying faceless Amish dolls
Watch out for He Who Walks Behind The Rows
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Watch out for He Who Walks Behind The Rows