Jacob Evans
@vumpire.bsky.social
Borned on a mountaintop in Tennessee. Hair black as coal, lips red as the rose. Cheerful in all weathers. Fast n bulbous.
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
Bit of a butterface tbh
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bit of a butterface tbh
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
Poem on his birthday
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Poem on his birthday
The ladies can't get enough of my
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The ladies can't get enough of my
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08
Bear Creek, Texas, the Reagan years
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Bear Creek, Texas, the Reagan years
Combing thru the archives & found this decade-old quote from a coworker
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Combing thru the archives & found this decade-old quote from a coworker
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)
I saw three Zoltars yesterday
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I saw three Zoltars yesterday
Doing some research on Curly in honor of his birthday and I thought he looks kind of ruggedly handsome here
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Doing some research on Curly in honor of his birthday and I thought he looks kind of ruggedly handsome here
What I holler every time I leave the function
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What I holler every time I leave the function
Lookit this asshole, circa 2006
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Lookit this asshole, circa 2006
Ceci n'est pas une store
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Ceci n'est pas une store
I remember when I was a kid and Marvel sold about eight million copies of X-Men #1 doing the same thing
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I remember when I was a kid and Marvel sold about eight million copies of X-Men #1 doing the same thing
Thought this evil Fanta™ demon was Neil Young
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thought this evil Fanta™ demon was Neil Young
If you spit enough Coke back into the machine it'll dispense quarters and fucked-up dollar bills
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you spit enough Coke back into the machine it'll dispense quarters and fucked-up dollar bills
