Jacob Evans
@vumpire.bsky.social
Borned on a mountaintop in Tennessee. Hair black as coal, lips red as the rose. Cheerful in all weathers. Fast n bulbous.
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ceci n'est pas une handyman
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
New character I'm work shopping: Fat Serpico
Bit of a butterface tbh
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bit of a butterface tbh
The absolutely embarrassing, private shit people will loudly discuss in the store is incredible. Just once in my life I wish I could be so free.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The absolutely embarrassing, private shit people will loudly discuss in the store is incredible. Just once in my life I wish I could be so free.
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At 8 o'clock this morning, without my asking, a guy wearing this shirt, with a pistol in a shoulder holster, told me about how he was being sued by his mother for ownership of a truck she bought him, and that he was trying to get her rabbi to talk some sense into her. "Wish me luck," he said.
Poem on his birthday
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Poem on his birthday
The ladies can't get enough of my
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The ladies can't get enough of my
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I saw this clip a couple of days ago and it boosted my spirits immeasurably. I was not overly familiar with Snider, but he always seemed to be a real positive force in the world. It's a cruel thing that he's gone
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www.instagram.com/reel/DRFZWO_...
Doug Johnson on Instagram: "Todd Snider with Margo Price. In Spite of Ourselves (by John Prine)
Celebrating John Prine. Ryman Auditorium. 10/10/25
#toddsnider"
Country music fans, rejoice! Get insights into the soulful collaboration between Todd Snider and Margo Price as they honor the legacy of John Prine with a heartwarming performance of 'In Spite of Ours...
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November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I saw this clip a couple of days ago and it boosted my spirits immeasurably. I was not overly familiar with Snider, but he always seemed to be a real positive force in the world. It's a cruel thing that he's gone
www.instagram.com/reel/DRFZWO_...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRFZWO_...
Ghost Tropic was released 25 years ago today. One of Molina's very best records. Slept on then, and now, but the true heads know:
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The Body Burned Away
YouTube video by Songs: Ohia - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ghost Tropic was released 25 years ago today. One of Molina's very best records. Slept on then, and now, but the true heads know:
youtu.be/xD4X8Lh4Q8I?...
youtu.be/xD4X8Lh4Q8I?...
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Strap yourself in and feel the Gs
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Coral was forced to perform to eat." Yeah that about sums it up.
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
In honor of Dick Cheney's passing, I'm sharing some deep and cutting political art I made circa 2005. Really hits hard in retrospect:
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guy at Goodwill buying a bible and a couple hammers. Seems ominous.
I can't stand being in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of me uses Food Stamps, and then when they get in the parking lot the moon comes out from behind a cloud and they turn into a werewolf.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can't stand being in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of me uses Food Stamps, and then when they get in the parking lot the moon comes out from behind a cloud and they turn into a werewolf.
The medicine I'm taking says don't take more than 4 doses in 24 hours but it also says to take a dose every four hours. Why is this medicine fucking with me I'm sick.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The medicine I'm taking says don't take more than 4 doses in 24 hours but it also says to take a dose every four hours. Why is this medicine fucking with me I'm sick.
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ivan, Louisiana, 2007/08
Bear Creek, Texas, the Reagan years
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Bear Creek, Texas, the Reagan years
For God's sake, if you're gonna fuck one of these monkeys USE PROTECTION
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
For God's sake, if you're gonna fuck one of these monkeys USE PROTECTION
Combing thru the archives & found this decade-old quote from a coworker
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Combing thru the archives & found this decade-old quote from a coworker
Found a folder on my old laptop named "celebrities": opened it up and the first four pictures were: Joe Camel, Art Bell, a picture of the Black Dhalia in the morgue, and Chef Boyardee's draft card.
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Found a folder on my old laptop named "celebrities": opened it up and the first four pictures were: Joe Camel, Art Bell, a picture of the Black Dhalia in the morgue, and Chef Boyardee's draft card.
People make fun of Marty using Gimme Shelter so much but what they don't consider is that song fuckin rules
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People make fun of Marty using Gimme Shelter so much but what they don't consider is that song fuckin rules
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2025)