Eli
@vultjag.bsky.social
Dyke🐟32🐟Gaymer🐟Full time fujoshi🐟Currently: springtrap onahole
Called out of work on account of fucked up knee+snow combo so I’m once again thinking abt the Miquella meme Jen made to congratulate me on calling out last year
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Called out of work on account of fucked up knee+snow combo so I’m once again thinking abt the Miquella meme Jen made to congratulate me on calling out last year
She’s SO plush and SOOOO loved!!! She was sitting on me like this this morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
She’s SO plush and SOOOO loved!!! She was sitting on me like this this morning
To be loved is to be changed…
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
To be loved is to be changed…
Working a closing shift on Halloween…..
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Working a closing shift on Halloween…..
Meanwhile there’s a happy bowling ball in Kelly’s lap
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Meanwhile there’s a happy bowling ball in Kelly’s lap
Me and my stuffed animal
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me and my stuffed animal
IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
On the way to go see the Reze arc movie!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
On the way to go see the Reze arc movie!!!!
I have given my tribute to the beautiful James River 🙏
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have given my tribute to the beautiful James River 🙏
Who tf is this little man that just ran into my home
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who tf is this little man that just ran into my home
I had to resort to standing up eating in the kitchen to escape her
August 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had to resort to standing up eating in the kitchen to escape her
Jen took a pic of me frolicking w the mushrooms the other day
July 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Jen took a pic of me frolicking w the mushrooms the other day
Me and Kelly went to go see hidden inventory/premature death in the theater 😭😭😭
July 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me and Kelly went to go see hidden inventory/premature death in the theater 😭😭😭
Like. Look at this thing.
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Like. Look at this thing.
When you and the lads start the kitty cat zoom conference
June 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When you and the lads start the kitty cat zoom conference
Parents came to bring me a bunch of my old shit and my mother added this terrifying tiny porcelain baby doll
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Parents came to bring me a bunch of my old shit and my mother added this terrifying tiny porcelain baby doll
Marrow is still VERY scared and nervous but she’s getting better and braver every day 🥹
June 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Marrow is still VERY scared and nervous but she’s getting better and braver every day 🥹