Vulpes Ailurus
@vulpesailurus.bsky.social
Aspiring cartoonist, comedian, and voice actor; medical student; bisexual furry artist; fox lover; sassy wahfoxy; local degenerate; the left’s greatest conspiracy theorist making a career off of crapping on the elites. No minors please. #BeBiDoCrime
Calling Mrs. Gump! We found your son!
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Calling Mrs. Gump! We found your son!
When I was a kid, street preachers used to get sniped with super soakers full of shit and piss. Then W came in and made that a hate crime! These little bitches have it better than ever!
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I was a kid, street preachers used to get sniped with super soakers full of shit and piss. Then W came in and made that a hate crime! These little bitches have it better than ever!
Our cultural decay started with this bitch! “Oh look at me! I’m Hatsune Miku! Use my synthesized voice to create some shitty songs while you look at my anime boobies and fantasize about the sex you’ll never have with any real human!” *spits*
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Our cultural decay started with this bitch! “Oh look at me! I’m Hatsune Miku! Use my synthesized voice to create some shitty songs while you look at my anime boobies and fantasize about the sex you’ll never have with any real human!” *spits*
3 easy steps to create a disaster:
Step 1: Put a retard in the Oval Office.
Step 2: Give the retard a gun.
Step 3: Leave him to his own devices.
Step 1: Put a retard in the Oval Office.
Step 2: Give the retard a gun.
Step 3: Leave him to his own devices.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
3 easy steps to create a disaster:
Step 1: Put a retard in the Oval Office.
Step 2: Give the retard a gun.
Step 3: Leave him to his own devices.
Step 1: Put a retard in the Oval Office.
Step 2: Give the retard a gun.
Step 3: Leave him to his own devices.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Great job today! I don’t think I could be anywhere near as diplomatic with ZZZZ Top there. You’re the man to lead our party moving forward.
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Great job today! I don’t think I could be anywhere near as diplomatic with ZZZZ Top there. You’re the man to lead our party moving forward.
@peppercoyote.bsky.social There’s no cock like horse cock!
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@peppercoyote.bsky.social There’s no cock like horse cock!
I’d like to think this is Switzerland doing this make Trump look like the materialistic sellout he truly is.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’d like to think this is Switzerland doing this make Trump look like the materialistic sellout he truly is.
I feel like it would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay. You hate the pussy and love the taste and feeling of a warm, throbbing cock! YOU’RE GAY!
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel like it would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay. You hate the pussy and love the taste and feeling of a warm, throbbing cock! YOU’RE GAY!
Can’t wait to see the filthy, unholy abomination when it crawls from its “mother’s” unclean clanker clunge!
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can’t wait to see the filthy, unholy abomination when it crawls from its “mother’s” unclean clanker clunge!
@danaterrace.bsky.social with all due respect, we just had a boycott of Disney for the Kimmel thing. And I’m already boycotting Starbucks and Coke.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@danaterrace.bsky.social with all due respect, we just had a boycott of Disney for the Kimmel thing. And I’m already boycotting Starbucks and Coke.
Captain Hook should really learn to stay away from those lost boys.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Captain Hook should really learn to stay away from those lost boys.
The Fortnite guy being a moral powerhouse was not on my 2025 bingo card. Good on you!
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Fortnite guy being a moral powerhouse was not on my 2025 bingo card. Good on you!
Found an odd find in my instruction manual for Gauntlet Dark Legacy! Keep this guy away from hospitals amirite!
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Found an odd find in my instruction manual for Gauntlet Dark Legacy! Keep this guy away from hospitals amirite!
Yes! I’m aware Brie Larson sucks, but I’m more outraged that Illumination continues to sleight professional VAs for celebrities despite also being an openly Anti-AI company. Chris Meledandri truly has no principles.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yes! I’m aware Brie Larson sucks, but I’m more outraged that Illumination continues to sleight professional VAs for celebrities despite also being an openly Anti-AI company. Chris Meledandri truly has no principles.
There’s a lot of screwing going on!
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There’s a lot of screwing going on!
@fossildaddy.bsky.social ok. What’s with this one dude in the Noah’s Ark anime who looks like Donkey Kong? XD
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@fossildaddy.bsky.social ok. What’s with this one dude in the Noah’s Ark anime who looks like Donkey Kong? XD
Zzzz!! We’re gonna get those terrorists! Zzzzzz!! Watch this drive!
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Zzzz!! We’re gonna get those terrorists! Zzzzzz!! Watch this drive!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Yo! This motherfucker is trying to say he’s better looking than you! XD
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Yo! This motherfucker is trying to say he’s better looking than you! XD
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November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Never marry a Catholic!
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Never marry a Catholic!
Thomas Jefferson once cut out all of the fantasy bullshit from the Bible with a razor blade and all that was left was the teachings of Jesus. This edition of the New Testament is fittingly referred to as “The Jefferson Bible”!
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thomas Jefferson once cut out all of the fantasy bullshit from the Bible with a razor blade and all that was left was the teachings of Jesus. This edition of the New Testament is fittingly referred to as “The Jefferson Bible”!
Dude should seriously consider suicide.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dude should seriously consider suicide.
It’s good these people are scared of Mamdani!
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s good these people are scared of Mamdani!