I'm gonna revise it with some stranger and non-animal things

This sounds dumb saying it now, but I didn't even think of Western zodiac when making this. I was thinking of Chinese zodiac, so they all had to be animals (with one weird or mythological animal, which to me was the Tully Monster)

Vote for the Centennial Flag!

I will have more

Drinking like a mf at this wedding

"Lions aren't native to China, it's their interpretation of reports from travellers"

Lions aren't native to Northern Europe either, but they managed to get it right

*sees a trans person or ally*

Amazon: I just know this mf loves China

This is the actual reason my dad has a Salt Life shirt lol. His taste buds got messed up from being in a car accident, so he puts a lot of salt/seasoning on his food. When we went to Florida for vacation he got one as a joke

Can you tell us about the other ones, or do you not want to spoil the surprise?