Gonna be a big boom...

I don't drink alcohol. Never have. In 6 decades of life.
I've been pressured to drink more times than I care to admit. By friends and strangers alike.
I wouldn't think of telling you what you can and can't have with Mex food.
Demanding others do something because they do is manipulation.

As an amputee because of a riding mower, I approve this message.

Counterclockwise. Please don't normalize anticlockwise. But, thanks, now I'll always think of anticlockwise when I want to think counterclockwise.

As a hourologist, I approve this message.

Relevant XKCD:

xkcd.com/1319/

I don't know why my washer and dryer sing a song about trout when they finish their jobs, but it brings me joy so I appreciate it nonetheless.