Brian
@vpofstuff.bsky.social
Writer. Baker. Gardener. Coffee Slob, Tea Snob, INFJ. Milwaukee. He/Him
Born at 320 ppm atmospheric CO2
Banner: Orange sky sunrise with a crow on a slanted wire in front of a tree.
Profile: Partner crows on a wire. Early balmy winter morning.
Born at 320 ppm atmospheric CO2
Banner: Orange sky sunrise with a crow on a slanted wire in front of a tree.
Profile: Partner crows on a wire. Early balmy winter morning.
I'm salty af, yes.
I did not break for lunch
and I just realized that
I DID NOT FINISH MY MORNING COFFEE.
This response is appropriate.
I did not break for lunch
and I just realized that
I DID NOT FINISH MY MORNING COFFEE.
This response is appropriate.
a man in a green and orange uniform says " i haven 't had my muffin yet matt "
Alt: Lesli Jones as an employee in a green and orange uniform says " I ain't had my muffin yet Matt!" to Adam Driver as the Undercover Boss Kylo Ren.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm salty af, yes.
I did not break for lunch
and I just realized that
I DID NOT FINISH MY MORNING COFFEE.
This response is appropriate.
I did not break for lunch
and I just realized that
I DID NOT FINISH MY MORNING COFFEE.
This response is appropriate.
No contract. No coffee.
#NoContractNoCoffee
I only drink starbucks coffee because family members give me gift cards for being old.
I support these employees regardless.
Stand your grounds!
#NoContractNoCoffee
I only drink starbucks coffee because family members give me gift cards for being old.
I support these employees regardless.
Stand your grounds!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No contract. No coffee.
#NoContractNoCoffee
I only drink starbucks coffee because family members give me gift cards for being old.
I support these employees regardless.
Stand your grounds!
#NoContractNoCoffee
I only drink starbucks coffee because family members give me gift cards for being old.
I support these employees regardless.
Stand your grounds!
I'm just going to pick my thumb hangnails, no calories in that.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm just going to pick my thumb hangnails, no calories in that.
Wednesday actually.
I expect to see Arizona Congresswoman elect Adelita Grijalva sworn in.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wednesday actually.
SMALL DOG ALERT!
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
SMALL DOG ALERT!
A 300 year mortgage so that the mortgage payments would be lower than rent
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A 300 year mortgage so that the mortgage payments would be lower than rent
Long Monday.
Cold outside.
Dropping the feed dog.
Going freehand.
You can't stop me.
Cold outside.
Dropping the feed dog.
Going freehand.
You can't stop me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Long Monday.
Cold outside.
Dropping the feed dog.
Going freehand.
You can't stop me.
Cold outside.
Dropping the feed dog.
Going freehand.
You can't stop me.
Sub-freezing temps with the sun out. Deceiving.
Taking out the garbage should not hurt my face.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sub-freezing temps with the sun out. Deceiving.
I expect to see Arizona Congresswoman elect Adelita Grijalva sworn in.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I expect to see Arizona Congresswoman elect Adelita Grijalva sworn in.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
Like, sworn the fuck straight in on Monday actually.
still in denial though.
mowing my lawn one last time out of spite.
i will not rake the leaves.
mowing my lawn one last time out of spite.
i will not rake the leaves.
@lindseyslatertv.bsky.social
First measurable snow of the season at MKE. 0.5” fell from 3-4AM.
First measurable snow of the season at MKE. 0.5” fell from 3-4AM.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
still in denial though.
mowing my lawn one last time out of spite.
i will not rake the leaves.
mowing my lawn one last time out of spite.
i will not rake the leaves.
I am 7PM Saturday night sewing machine mending the holes in my sweatpants pockets so my phone don't fall out years old.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am 7PM Saturday night sewing machine mending the holes in my sweatpants pockets so my phone don't fall out years old.
Yeah, I'm an 80's kid, how did you know?
🎶no parking on the dance floor🎶
🎶no parking on the dance floor🎶
Yeah, I'm an 80's kid, how did you know?
🎶All she wants to do is dance and make romance 🎶
🎶All she wants to do is dance and make romance 🎶
Yeah, I'm an 80's kid, how did you know?
🎶Cause I’ll dance if I wanna, we’ll leave your friends behind🎶
🎶Cause I’ll dance if I wanna, we’ll leave your friends behind🎶
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, I'm an 80's kid, how did you know?
🎶no parking on the dance floor🎶
🎶no parking on the dance floor🎶
In your satin tights
fighting for your rights
...
get us out from under
Wonder Woman!
fighting for your rights
...
get us out from under
Wonder Woman!
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In your satin tights
fighting for your rights
...
get us out from under
Wonder Woman!
fighting for your rights
...
get us out from under
Wonder Woman!
Did it.
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
#WhatsInMyCoffee
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
#WhatsInMyCoffee
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Did it.
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
#WhatsInMyCoffee
Put 15 year old raisins in my coffee.
Honestly, I didn't notice.
I forgot I did that until I saw the raisins in my mug...
They did reconstitute though.
#WhatsInMyCoffee
6AM stooplerious after this daylight savings whatnot.
Found a 15 year old box of raisins in the cupboard.
Why wouldn't I put them in my steel cut oats?
I mean, people eat sun dried tomawant.
Why not cupboard dried raisins?
#breakfast
Found a 15 year old box of raisins in the cupboard.
Why wouldn't I put them in my steel cut oats?
I mean, people eat sun dried tomawant.
Why not cupboard dried raisins?
#breakfast
![Bright yellow box top with red bold lettering.
SUN-MAID
CALIFIRNIA
GOLDEN RAISINS
RESEALABLE BAG INSIDE
[in a white box with dot matrix print in bkack]
BEST BEFORE
30APR2010
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November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
6AM stooplerious after this daylight savings whatnot.
Found a 15 year old box of raisins in the cupboard.
Why wouldn't I put them in my steel cut oats?
I mean, people eat sun dried tomawant.
Why not cupboard dried raisins?
#breakfast
Found a 15 year old box of raisins in the cupboard.
Why wouldn't I put them in my steel cut oats?
I mean, people eat sun dried tomawant.
Why not cupboard dried raisins?
#breakfast
Does this mean Cuomo is moving to Florida?
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Does this mean Cuomo is moving to Florida?
@greenbaypackers.bsky.social
That game performance was below standard.
Mistakes both on and off the field.
Not the performance that wins the Super Bowl, let alone make it out of post-season.
Do better G.
#Owner
#GoPackGo
That game performance was below standard.
Mistakes both on and off the field.
Not the performance that wins the Super Bowl, let alone make it out of post-season.
Do better G.
#Owner
#GoPackGo
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@greenbaypackers.bsky.social
That game performance was below standard.
Mistakes both on and off the field.
Not the performance that wins the Super Bowl, let alone make it out of post-season.
Do better G.
#Owner
#GoPackGo
That game performance was below standard.
Mistakes both on and off the field.
Not the performance that wins the Super Bowl, let alone make it out of post-season.
Do better G.
#Owner
#GoPackGo
Packers lost this by going for it on 4th down inside field goal range but then shitting the bed. Unwarranted loss.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Packers lost this by going for it on 4th down inside field goal range but then shitting the bed. Unwarranted loss.
I don’t wake up with alarms. I wake up when I wake up. I go at my own pace and the time changes disrupts my rhythm. It takes me mobths to recover.
I detest these time changes.
~permanent standard time
I detest these time changes.
~permanent standard time
I detest the time change. Science actually shows Standard time is more aligned with natural circadian rhythms.
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Study suggests most Americans would be healthier without daylight saving time
According to a new analysis by Stanford Medicine scientists, changing clocks twice a year disrupts circadian rhythms, leading to higher rates of stroke and obesity.
med.stanford.edu
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don’t wake up with alarms. I wake up when I wake up. I go at my own pace and the time changes disrupts my rhythm. It takes me mobths to recover.
I detest these time changes.
~permanent standard time
I detest these time changes.
~permanent standard time
C'mon Blue Jays.
Man this game is tense!
Let's Go Blue Jays.
Man this game is tense!
Let's Go Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
C'mon Blue Jays.
Man this game is tense!
Let's Go Blue Jays.
Man this game is tense!
Let's Go Blue Jays.
I like this. I feel this deeply.
If empathy is a sin, then sin boldly.
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I like this. I feel this deeply.
karma Wrobleski karma.
poor sportsmanship
Let's Go Blue Jays
poor sportsmanship
Let's Go Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
karma Wrobleski karma.
poor sportsmanship
Let's Go Blue Jays
poor sportsmanship
Let's Go Blue Jays