Oh no! Hot dogs with ketchup! Shallow pizza! Stay strong, Chicago!

Wow. Miller froze on national TV. I've never seen him do that before. He slipped up and knew it. Not that we didn't know they thought this way. But he said said it on the record.

But, no, America doesn't have a "gun problem."

This is how Europe slid into the Dark Ages.

'zactly. Put that baby into service or if it's like the Statue of Liberty, turn it into a museum and give tours.

Amazing Bessent said that on TV, with a straight face. By that logic, let's park the jet someplace, open it up as a museum and give tours.

Dead. I'm dead.

I'm a political reporter. Maybe he'll invite me too. 🤞

This is barely satire.

Congratulations!

Aren’t those job qualifications now in the Trump administration?