Von Zuben
@vonzuben.bsky.social
I wonder if anyone has ever been in the same predicament and tried going for the world's shortest hitchhike with a customer behind them
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I wonder if anyone has ever been in the same predicament and tried going for the world's shortest hitchhike with a customer behind them
Probably our best-known cure is peameal
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Probably our best-known cure is peameal
You got yourself a customer if the ship can parry and dodge roll.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You got yourself a customer if the ship can parry and dodge roll.
Going to sideline Hasan Piker? Is her plan to have Dershowitz start streaming on Twitch?
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Going to sideline Hasan Piker? Is her plan to have Dershowitz start streaming on Twitch?
Nobody in fiction is ever allowed to acknowledge nominative determinism. I assume it's rude.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nobody in fiction is ever allowed to acknowledge nominative determinism. I assume it's rude.
Not to mention getting them all wildly out of order for that high fever dream logic experience
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not to mention getting them all wildly out of order for that high fever dream logic experience
Great design and with all the colour & effects it's indistinguishable from an issue of that era. Is there also an imagined story to go with it? I like that the Spider-Man origin actually fits with the poetic justice / ironic twist that so many other AF tales had.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Great design and with all the colour & effects it's indistinguishable from an issue of that era. Is there also an imagined story to go with it? I like that the Spider-Man origin actually fits with the poetic justice / ironic twist that so many other AF tales had.
Even if traffic and scheduling were improved the doors are also slow. I know the old pneumatic ones were not accessible but man I miss their speed.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Even if traffic and scheduling were improved the doors are also slow. I know the old pneumatic ones were not accessible but man I miss their speed.
Politics notwithstanding, I don't know if Canada has the fields to uhh... field this level of soccer competition.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Politics notwithstanding, I don't know if Canada has the fields to uhh... field this level of soccer competition.
Sounds like a romance novel Jenna from 30 Rock wrote
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sounds like a romance novel Jenna from 30 Rock wrote
For a second I didn't realize you were talking about Clinton's emails and thought you were just talking about the invention of email in general. And I was nodding in agreement.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
For a second I didn't realize you were talking about Clinton's emails and thought you were just talking about the invention of email in general. And I was nodding in agreement.
We all saw it coming. They can't actually escape the Epstein guilt so they'll try to spin the act of raping child sex slaves as a-ok.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We all saw it coming. They can't actually escape the Epstein guilt so they'll try to spin the act of raping child sex slaves as a-ok.
It's really a made-up problem. Craig's movies were a different continuity. Now that he's gone they can just... do that again. Simple. Even the old movies had only a tenuous connection overall, usually only paying lip service to Tracy and nothing much else.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's really a made-up problem. Craig's movies were a different continuity. Now that he's gone they can just... do that again. Simple. Even the old movies had only a tenuous connection overall, usually only paying lip service to Tracy and nothing much else.
It was just the ending, right? It's that one scene in the cargo hold where Hunt is acting the part of the sympathetic teammate while we see him internally work out how Phelps' betrayal must have worked. Most movies would have Hunt or Phelps explicitly explain it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It was just the ending, right? It's that one scene in the cargo hold where Hunt is acting the part of the sympathetic teammate while we see him internally work out how Phelps' betrayal must have worked. Most movies would have Hunt or Phelps explicitly explain it.
Clothes are one thing but his posture and expressions always reads to me as Kid Given Difficult Word at a Spelling Bee.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Clothes are one thing but his posture and expressions always reads to me as Kid Given Difficult Word at a Spelling Bee.
15%? I think the Spanish have a celebration for that
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
15%? I think the Spanish have a celebration for that
I'm a hockey career short of a Stanley Cup
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm a hockey career short of a Stanley Cup
Up in Canada we get news stories about our Finance Minster, whose name is literally Mr. Champagne, buying a new pair of shoes on the day a new austerity budget is delivered 👃
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Up in Canada we get news stories about our Finance Minster, whose name is literally Mr. Champagne, buying a new pair of shoes on the day a new austerity budget is delivered 👃
"Considered." "Potential." "Should be on the table."
Boring and weak and uninspiring.
How about demands, guarantees, a rock-solid plan?
Boring and weak and uninspiring.
How about demands, guarantees, a rock-solid plan?
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Considered." "Potential." "Should be on the table."
Boring and weak and uninspiring.
How about demands, guarantees, a rock-solid plan?
Boring and weak and uninspiring.
How about demands, guarantees, a rock-solid plan?
It's the worst one because it assumes so many people making the dumbest, most obvious mistakes. "Ok we've got a night sky with zero stars and a flag blowing where wind doesn't exist and someone filming the lander where nobody is supposed to be. We got ourselves an airtight hoax here, fellas."
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's the worst one because it assumes so many people making the dumbest, most obvious mistakes. "Ok we've got a night sky with zero stars and a flag blowing where wind doesn't exist and someone filming the lander where nobody is supposed to be. We got ourselves an airtight hoax here, fellas."
Grey Lady gets rage-baity
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Grey Lady gets rage-baity
Depending on the list, later releases *are* included. Merchants and reviewers can get advance copies.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Depending on the list, later releases *are* included. Merchants and reviewers can get advance copies.