Wolfgang VonMockery
@vonmockery.bsky.social
Political satire, preparing for the abject stupidity coming our way.
Feel free to steal my memes and post them on The Bad Place. I don't go there.
Feel free to steal my memes and post them on The Bad Place. I don't go there.
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McGovern: You don't even have a health care plan. You been promising one for over a decade and we've never seen it, because it doesn't exist.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
McGovern: You don't even have a health care plan. You been promising one for over a decade and we've never seen it, because it doesn't exist.
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#DemandARecount
#RussianInterference
#TrumpHasSoManyVotesHeDoesntNeedYourVote
#TrumpAndMikeJohnsonHaveALittleSecret #ElonMuskStarlinkStealsTheElection #ElonMuskAndPolymarketKnewResultsOnOct30
#ElonMuskBlewUpStarlinkSatellitesInvolvedInElectionScam
#YouWillNeverNeedToVoteAgainBecauseItIsAllFixed
#RussianInterference
#TrumpHasSoManyVotesHeDoesntNeedYourVote
#TrumpAndMikeJohnsonHaveALittleSecret #ElonMuskStarlinkStealsTheElection #ElonMuskAndPolymarketKnewResultsOnOct30
#ElonMuskBlewUpStarlinkSatellitesInvolvedInElectionScam
#YouWillNeverNeedToVoteAgainBecauseItIsAllFixed
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Think about it, MAGA. Take all the time you need.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Think about it, MAGA. Take all the time you need.
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The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
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We promise to think about holding a vote on the ACA extension, sometime later, we’ll vote NO, though.
~ GOP
That’s good enough for us.
~ @democrats.senate.gov
~ GOP
That’s good enough for us.
~ @democrats.senate.gov
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We promise to think about holding a vote on the ACA extension, sometime later, we’ll vote NO, though.
~ GOP
That’s good enough for us.
~ @democrats.senate.gov
~ GOP
That’s good enough for us.
~ @democrats.senate.gov
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America first......
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
America first......
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It’s a jarring contradiction, isn’t it? The very story people celebrate a poor family turned away while seeking refuge mirrors the situations we often condemn today. Yet somehow that connection gets lost in the comfort of tradition.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s a jarring contradiction, isn’t it? The very story people celebrate a poor family turned away while seeking refuge mirrors the situations we often condemn today. Yet somehow that connection gets lost in the comfort of tradition.
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Republicans were apparently so shamed by this speech in the NC Senate that they voted to erase it from the record.
It’s such a moving speech.
It’s such a moving speech.
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Republicans were apparently so shamed by this speech in the NC Senate that they voted to erase it from the record.
It’s such a moving speech.
It’s such a moving speech.
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Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’
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“He pardoned the Jan 6 rioters (including Proud Boys & Oath Keepers), waved off crooked pols like Rod Blagojevich and Glen Casada, wiped the slate for white-collar players like the Chrisleys and BitMEX execs—and now a spy for China too. Rule of law? Never heard of her.”
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“He pardoned the Jan 6 rioters (including Proud Boys & Oath Keepers), waved off crooked pols like Rod Blagojevich and Glen Casada, wiped the slate for white-collar players like the Chrisleys and BitMEX execs—and now a spy for China too. Rule of law? Never heard of her.”
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Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Democrats asked for ONE THING today to reopen the govt: Keep health insurance subsidies where they are at now for one year. That is IT. Nothing else.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
Republicans said no.
So all the lies they tell every day about things Dems are asking for is BS.
Republicans OWN this shutdown.
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This is on point for the Republican Party's #BackTheBlue shtick.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is on point for the Republican Party's #BackTheBlue shtick.
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The man who has never shopped in a grocery store his entire life says prices are down.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The man who has never shopped in a grocery store his entire life says prices are down.
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When you're a sociopath and get angry that someone else's medical emergency, just four feet away, drew focus from your gloating and you forget which lie you were on.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When you're a sociopath and get angry that someone else's medical emergency, just four feet away, drew focus from your gloating and you forget which lie you were on.
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Great lesson here!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Great lesson here!!