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Chris R
@volcommie.bsky.social
I make offbeat noises with my little guitar 🎸
In-House Tech Lawyer ⚖️
Virginia Tech Hokie 🦃
Recovering Emo Kid
Huntsville, AL | San Diego, CA
He/him/his

@volcommie on all other socials, opinions my own. Not your lawyer.
Because he knows ball, duhh 🏈
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Y’know it really bothers me that we call folks like Mike Johnson “evangelical” Christians instead of what the truly are—fundamentalists. Evangelizing takes more than saying “Jesus” a few times in a speech.

Imagine the difference in courting the “evangelical” vote vs the “fundamentalist” one
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Stopped watching the Hokies to watch SDFC, and both teams are getting completely shut out.

Since the teams in pulling for are getting their asses handed to them, for one time and one time only Roll Tide.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Man we are just dead set on resetting every streak before Franklin takes charge, huh
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m gonna be fuming about that PI no call for ten years
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG HE WAS HANGING ON HIM?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Our defense is doing their damndest, I’ll give em that
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why do we insist on fielding those?! Just let it go for the touchback smdh
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Woof 😒
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Remember, Kyron, your guys are the guys in WHITE this game
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Kyron Drones channeling his inner Dak Prescott I see
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Promising start 🤦‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love how that ref whiffed on his flag TWICE before the PI call lmao
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s UVA Hate Day. Go Hokies
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Introduce yourself with b five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

1. Eastern Timber Rattlesnake
2. Southern Stingray
3. Rhesus Macaque
4. Bottlenose Dolphin
5. Cuban Tree Frog
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.

1. Brown Bear
2. Black Bear
3. Moose
4. Cougar
5. Alligator
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.

1. Blue whale (open ocean near Catalina)
2. Bison (Yellowstone)
3. Gray Wolf (ditto)
4. Bighorn Sheep (San Gabriel mountains)
5. Mountain Lion (Santa Ana mountains)
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Guillermo Del Toro’s Caddyshack
Guillermo del Toro’s Grave of the Fireflies.
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stokers Dracula. With cowboy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don’t think I can blame Drones for that one but fuuuuuuuuck
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was wondering why the saturation on literally every TV in this sports bar was fucked up until I realized the Pats were playing in really dumb colors tonight
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Went and got stabbed by a needle a few thousand times this evening
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
LRRR, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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what if we had the hot dog for when you go vote instead of a sticker, like in australia
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM