O, hey - I know this one

Who needs window screens when you can learn to catch mosquitoes in your sleep?

Yeah, ao3 is great for that. With what I write, I never even thought about moving somewhere else xD

Have you thought about putting your stories on, for example, ao3? There's a bigger chance somebody will stumble upon them and read them there. (Disregard if you already have them up there, I cannot recall seeing you post any links)

Oh if only time wasn’t so sparse and I didn't have ten other projects lined up

I thought people would mainly read my stories for the sex scenes, but they pretty much never mention anything about them in the comments. And it's not like the plot is at any point very... uh... advanced. I find it very weird

If that's the case, you obviously need to melt it into a puddle of slag

Won't the lizard be able to handle both?