how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

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Idk people have been weird about how much water I drink/ice I want lol. Finns at least, and i almost never see them drinking water outside of a single sip at a restaurant

brit-bros think peas are good "mushy" and thus have no right to pass judgement on mashed potatoes being somehow gross lol

I would eat the hell outta this lol

I miss freak combo food like this. The weird combo food here is liquorice stuff :/

Lol yeahhhhh I ain't buying that no matter how snobby it's said, that's just ignorant!!! Learn about biscuits and cornbread and get outta my face lol

The thing is that even in the States, I feel like there were "good" Tacobells and underwhelming ones. Same menu, but tasted different? God knows why lol

no goddamn BEANS!!!!!

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i have seen multiple tiktoks saying one of the "tells" for a tourist in (generally speaking) europe is having water/thermoses with you, drinking lots of water, wanting cold water/ice, wearing shorts in the heat...

I'm not asking for ramen or something, these are standard sides that are available at every one of these in its home country of America.

This is like saying McDonald's shouldn't have chicken or salads at all, it's known for burgers and fries, why should there be anything else

Every scone I've had is far drier and harder than any American biscuit I've had. They're like stale? American biscuits are moist and salty (unless, again, they're stale)

See, i've had instances of this and been corrected rudely that ACTUALLY all of Europe is like this (ie: no beans at Taco Bell), so you'd better not think anything unique about Finland is unique, so here I am, unable to make any claims/observations without having visited every country outside america

more than two cubes at a time, though? If i dare ask for more, the LOOKS i get in Finland.....

Finns, mostly