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holy crap the last time i bought a dnp calendar was literally ten years ago what is time
Dan and Phil's 2015 calendar. The cover page is of Dan in his iconic eclipse tshirt and phil in a blue plaid button-up. The both have cat whiskers drawn on their faces
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
don't talk to me or my son or my son's son ever again
A photo of a regular-sized black backpack. Attached to one of its zippers as a bag charm is a small black backpack. Attached to the zipper of that small blackpack as a bag charm is an even smaller black backpack. The same the previous image except this time, the bag is being held up to better show the small backpacks dangling as bag charms.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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the difference in my step count between regular days and a single vacation day out of town will never not make me laugh
A cropped screenshot of Samsung Health showing vertical progress bars of a step count record for the past week starting the 10th of November and ending on today on the 17th of November. The progress bar for past six days is a small little blob, barely a longer than an oval and none hitting the goal of 10,000 steps. The progress bar for today is huge, far exceeding the step count goal, comically dwarfing the other progress bars in comparison. Below the progress bars shows the step count for the current day which sits at 18,340 steps.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
void-bean.bsky.social
void's room's big naturals
A photo of two large 9.5-litre bottles of water next to each other on the ground by the corner of a wall.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
void-bean.bsky.social
wh. why did my robot vacuum just draw boobs on my room
A cropped image of a robot vacuum's map of a room. There is a line that traces along the perimeter of the room, with some detours inward to avoid obstacles. The path line shows two round paths connected to each other as it tries to avoid two cylindrical objects next to each other. Due to the imperfection of the mapping, some pixels are also coloured differently to the rest of the map's bacground. This leads to an image that causes the path line to resemble a pair of breasts with the discoloured pixels resembling nipples.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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*rubs face* i just fucken know they did this on purpose somehow
A cropped screenshot of the Dan and Phil Shop focusing on their navigation menu bar. In order, it says "Hard Launch", "TIT", "Sale", "All".
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
anyway i've just started watching the apothecary diaries and this is the situation at the jade pavilion basically
An edit of the meme of a person physically holding their friend back from petting a stray cat. The holder is saying "STOP" while the petter is leaning forward with hearts floating around their head. The petter is labelled "mao mao", the holder is labelled "literally everyone", and the cat is labelled "ACTUAL POISON
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
seeing everyone post about femboy dnp while i'm still stuck at work
The meme of Squidward watching from his window as Spongebob and Patrick have fun outside together.
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
i've been thinking about incorporating chia seeds into my boba recently bc i get them a lot and my constipated ass (literally) could always use the fibre boost but trying to research simple ratios and recipes without it turning out to be diet and weight-loss content feels like this
The scene from The Good Place of Janet handing Michael a cactus.
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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oh my god dnp's new vid got me so high on euphoria that it's actually triggering my gastritis
Jennifer Coolidge's character on The White Lotus saying "These gays, they're trying to murder me"
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
void-bean.bsky.social
i thought i was supposed to be the one doing the catsitting
Me lying down on my stomach and Tubby the cat sitting on my back.
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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OH YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING FUCKING FUNNY, YOUTUBE HOME PAGE
A youtube video from Dan and Phil titled "Are Dan and Phil BROTHERS?". The thumbnail is of Dan giving Phil a noogie.
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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[distant clown music playing]
A text chain between myself and Nora. This conversation is dated September 17. Nora: new critrole campaign new me (new years resolutions energy except every five years or whatever til a campaign finishes) Nora: THIS TIME CAN BE DIFFERENT Nora: WE CAN CHANGE Me: WHY IS THIS SO REAL Me: WE STAYING CAUGHT UP THIS TIME Me: (until life hits 7 eps in and then The Pile Up Begins) Nora: SHHHHH A new text chain between myself and Nora. This conversation is dated October 3. Me: bestie wake up, critrole 4 ep 1 is streaming right now which means the VOD will be up in a few days ME: NEW CAMPAIGN NEW US Nora: REAL
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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[warning: GIGANTIC SPIDER]
[but not real]
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WHAT A FUCKING SPECIMEN JUST LOOK AT HER
Ori standing in front of Mora, a giant spider who is so big that she takes up about a third of the background. She is a black spider with the standard eight legs but with nine eyes. She is crouched over a large glowing clump of bluish webs.
September 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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LET ME IN LET ME BUY IT I NEED TO PLAY IT I'M GOING TO START BITING
A message from Steam that reads: Your purchase has not been completed. Your credit card information has been declined by your credit card company. Note that in some cases, your credit card company pay put a "hold" on funds in your account, but you will not be charged. After correcting any errors in the information displayed below, please try your purchase again.
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
hi. i am suffering. 5pm is so far away.
An edited version of the "no take only throw" meme with the first panel cropped out. It now reads "no focus on work, only think about playing ori sequel".
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
okay. which starlight made this diva
Kenton from Papa Louie's Arcade. The following description of her is taken from the game wiki. Kenton has fair skin and short black hair. He wears a navy-blue button-down shirt with yellow snowflake patterns on the sleeves, cream yellow sleeve ends, and white buttons under a gray vest with black stitches, black pants with gray stitches held by a pale brown belt with a golden buckle, golden sunglasses on his forehead, a pale brown scarf, and a black watch, navy-blue sneakers with pale brown soles, cream yellow vamps, and white laces. Kenton in his alternative outfit as described by the game wiki. Kenton wears a pale brown collared shirt with cream yellow lining, a light blue shirt over it, and a navy-blue jacket with a lighter blue perpendicular line pattern, cream yellow buttons, and a golden handkerchief in the top left pocket. He also wears pale brown pants with pinstripes held by a black belt with a golden chain and gray buckle, a white necklace with a white snowflake in the middle surrounded by black beads, black sunglasses with golden lenses on his forehead.
September 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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INDIGO'S VOLCANO GALA FIT HELLO???????????
Indigo from Papa Louie's Arcade. The following description of her is taken from the game wiki and edited to account for her being out of her usual outfit. Indigo has dark skin and black hair styled into cornrows with dark green and yellow dyed streaks secured by orange beads. She wears a black dress held by an orange neckpiece with jade links, as well as a yellow and an orange belt held by jade buttons. Additionally, she wears a yellow flower in her hair and dark dark green eyeshadow.
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
void-bean.bsky.social
genuinely the best part of being sick is the cough syrup sleep
Homer Simpson sleeping contentedly on two plush pillows wrapped up cozily in a fluffy comforter.
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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i went to her wiki page to grab her description and the first thing i see is her flipdeck pic HOLY MOTHER OF
Kasey O's Flipdeck image from Papa's Cheeseria To Go. She wears a purple and black cropped tank top that has gray stripes and and a triangle over an orange sports bra which is under black crossed bands, purple sweatpants with an orange rim at the top and white lace, and bandages above her gloves. She is in a wresting ring looking out, grabbing the rope of the ring with her left hand and pointing up with her right. She seems to be yelling something while wearing a fierce expression.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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OH MY GOD HOT BUTCH HOT BUTCH HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA AWOOGA AWOOGA
Kasey O from Papa Louie's Arcade. The following description of her is taken from the game wiki. Kasey O has pale skin and burgundy hair in a pixie cut. Orange triangle earrings further complement her facial features. She wears a purple jacket with orange lining around the hoodie and zipper. The cuffs of the jacket are also orange. Her pants are light gray with dark gray triangles patterned around the surface. She wears black shoes with orange laces and gray soles. On her hands, she wears black gloves. She also has a beauty mark.
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
void-bean.bsky.social
in other news, i've just met mesa for the first time in a papa's freezeria deluxe and i am desperately in love
Mesa from Papa Louie's Arcade. The following description of her is taken from the game wiki. Mesa has dark skin, long curly black hair, black eye shadow, and thin eyebrows. She wears a small golden orange hat with a red bow, a black and red collared shirt with golden orange buttons and black diamonds with a golden orange necklace. She also wears a red Bavarian vest with golden orange buttons and pockets, a black long skirt with a flame pattern of golden orange and red, and golden orange shoes with red laces, black sole, and a red star. She also wears golden orange studded bracelets with black accents.
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
void-bean.bsky.social
are you kidding. i was just going to go rewatch dnp's day in the life in manchester. and this is the first thing i see the moment i open up youtube
A video uploaded by DanAndPhilGAMES 7 hours ago titled "Dan and Phil React to a Day In the Life of Dan and Phil in London!"
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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they're so so dear to me
A screenshot from KO One Remember of Xiao Ci and Qiu Qiu sitting together while laughing and talking to each other. Superimposed in the bottom right corner is a variation of the Live Slug Reaction meme with Lei Ting in the place of the slug.
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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i was looking for a scene in ko one 4 and i fucken forgot that they had lei ting clock qiu qiu and xiao ci shsjdjkdksjcjdksjsksj PLEASE
August 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM