Flora
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wife: @deval.gay
wife: @deval.gay
Four onions is. So much
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Four onions is. So much
I dont know who needs to hear this but it does not take five minutes to caramelize onions
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I dont know who needs to hear this but it does not take five minutes to caramelize onions
Val keeps putting monsters all over the place to try and get me to react to them :c
August 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Val keeps putting monsters all over the place to try and get me to react to them :c
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Posted this as a reply to someone else's skeet, but it bears repeating:
"cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this."
"cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this."
this was just posted to and immediately deleted from his 'personal' bsky so like dude is definitely doubling down on staying friends w this weirdo above everyone else. burning bridges for it even
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Posted this as a reply to someone else's skeet, but it bears repeating:
"cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this."
"cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this."
If someone was constantly saying nazi shit I simply wouldn't be their friend.
July 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If someone was constantly saying nazi shit I simply wouldn't be their friend.
My wife is being weird
June 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My wife is being weird
*rolls you out onto a floured surface*
April 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
*rolls you out onto a floured surface*
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*PAT PAT PAT*
GET COMFY! GET COMFY!
*PAT PAT PAT*
GET COMFY! GET COMFY!
*PAT PAT PAT*
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*PAT PAT PAT*
GET COMFY! GET COMFY!
*PAT PAT PAT*
GET COMFY! GET COMFY!
*PAT PAT PAT*
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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
Not to be a cat but i could really go for a whole fish right now
December 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Not to be a cat but i could really go for a whole fish right now
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
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imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot
I buy Atlyss and it immediately calls me out for having no game??? What the hell???
November 27, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I buy Atlyss and it immediately calls me out for having no game??? What the hell???
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Sorry, can’t go black Friday shopping, I gotta stay home and jerk off my penis
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Sorry, can’t go black Friday shopping, I gotta stay home and jerk off my penis
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they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it
November 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it
my bitch wife never took me to greggs
November 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
my bitch wife never took me to greggs
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Angel's Dilemma
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Angel's Dilemma
there are issues with releasing doves or other flying birds at weddings, but has anyone considered rockhopper penguins?
November 24, 2024 at 9:56 PM
there are issues with releasing doves or other flying birds at weddings, but has anyone considered rockhopper penguins?
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October 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM