Jasper Owens
@villaincorpus.bsky.social
Official account for the greatest psychic supervillain: Corpus!
Irl 27, Minors will be blocked!
DMs open! 💌
https://linktr.ee/villaincorpus
Irl 27, Minors will be blocked!
DMs open! 💌
https://linktr.ee/villaincorpus
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social who the fuck is Stanfield and why is he writing “wedgie me” on your underwear?
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social who the fuck is Stanfield and why is he writing “wedgie me” on your underwear?
At the Mage’s Ball, Damian tries to pull one over on Jon. Unfortunately, Jon knows D’s heartbeat too well and easily heard the lie.
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
At the Mage’s Ball, Damian tries to pull one over on Jon. Unfortunately, Jon knows D’s heartbeat too well and easily heard the lie.
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒
A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys!
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys!
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
Love a scarecrow wedgie.
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Love a scarecrow wedgie.
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥
I made one more that you’d probably like as well 🤭
October 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I made one more that you’d probably like as well 🤭
They came out so nice! I need better scissors though. Or maybe it would be better to use a craft knife, but I just see bloody fingers in my future…
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They came out so nice! I need better scissors though. Or maybe it would be better to use a craft knife, but I just see bloody fingers in my future…
Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.
Printer!!!
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Printer!!!
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
Yall don’t even know about my cryo slime!
I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!
I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yall don’t even know about my cryo slime!
I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!
I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!
Had a great time at the Ren Faire with Orion. He had a matching red binding on his wrist 😏🧣
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Had a great time at the Ren Faire with Orion. He had a matching red binding on his wrist 😏🧣
You can add me on Disc, but you can’t judge me for playing terrible games like League…
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can add me on Disc, but you can’t judge me for playing terrible games like League…
Three old Halloween Costumes with @thebriefshadow.bsky.social
- Rakan & Xayah (league of legends)
- Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely)
- Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb)
Which one’s your favourite??
I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅
- Rakan & Xayah (league of legends)
- Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely)
- Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb)
Which one’s your favourite??
I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅
October 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Three old Halloween Costumes with @thebriefshadow.bsky.social
- Rakan & Xayah (league of legends)
- Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely)
- Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb)
Which one’s your favourite??
I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅
- Rakan & Xayah (league of legends)
- Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely)
- Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb)
Which one’s your favourite??
I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅
I’m both pleased and horrified with the fact that two Sabrina Carpenter songs have now been featured in Winston’s bullying life…
September 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m both pleased and horrified with the fact that two Sabrina Carpenter songs have now been featured in Winston’s bullying life…
Hatio getting ratioed by the cat boy hmm 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hatio getting ratioed by the cat boy hmm 🤔
3/3
Within Wengville University’s anthropomorphic mushroom mascot suit, Orion is bound tightly. Every wiggle of his tiny mushroom limbs causes a pull on the wedgie, sending jolts of pain through his entire body.
If I were him, I’d skip tryouts 😈
Within Wengville University’s anthropomorphic mushroom mascot suit, Orion is bound tightly. Every wiggle of his tiny mushroom limbs causes a pull on the wedgie, sending jolts of pain through his entire body.
If I were him, I’d skip tryouts 😈
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
3/3
Within Wengville University’s anthropomorphic mushroom mascot suit, Orion is bound tightly. Every wiggle of his tiny mushroom limbs causes a pull on the wedgie, sending jolts of pain through his entire body.
If I were him, I’d skip tryouts 😈
Within Wengville University’s anthropomorphic mushroom mascot suit, Orion is bound tightly. Every wiggle of his tiny mushroom limbs causes a pull on the wedgie, sending jolts of pain through his entire body.
If I were him, I’d skip tryouts 😈
2/3
Funnelling a little energy into the mindweavers allows me to take control over Orion’s fantasy. Orion felt as if he were there, on the football field… in the mascot suit trapped in a wedgie.
Funnelling a little energy into the mindweavers allows me to take control over Orion’s fantasy. Orion felt as if he were there, on the football field… in the mascot suit trapped in a wedgie.
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
2/3
Funnelling a little energy into the mindweavers allows me to take control over Orion’s fantasy. Orion felt as if he were there, on the football field… in the mascot suit trapped in a wedgie.
Funnelling a little energy into the mindweavers allows me to take control over Orion’s fantasy. Orion felt as if he were there, on the football field… in the mascot suit trapped in a wedgie.
Definitely bully Brief Shadow with someone. I had a mall date with a civilian friend and he and I were bullying the absolute fuck out of BS. It’s fun to watch someone else bully too, I love observing with my weird soulless eyes that see too much
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September 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Definitely bully Brief Shadow with someone. I had a mall date with a civilian friend and he and I were bullying the absolute fuck out of BS. It’s fun to watch someone else bully too, I love observing with my weird soulless eyes that see too much
🧿🧿
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I bet some of you dorks would love to have these two bully roommates my communication textbook is talking about 😏
September 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bet some of you dorks would love to have these two bully roommates my communication textbook is talking about 😏
Johnny has this room in his Countreecabin where he keeps a bunch of trophies. Ripped waistbands and apparently a ripped out chunk of Winston’s hair from a noogie… He’s such a freak. Gonna be hard to get Winston out of those solid gold undies. Oh well!
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Johnny has this room in his Countreecabin where he keeps a bunch of trophies. Ripped waistbands and apparently a ripped out chunk of Winston’s hair from a noogie… He’s such a freak. Gonna be hard to get Winston out of those solid gold undies. Oh well!
Hey wait a minute, I’m an artist now. I can hyper fixate on my own niche interests and redesign the characters from my favourite 2006 DS game: Magical Starsign!
This game has at least one wedgie mention, I recall. It truly has it everything.
This game has at least one wedgie mention, I recall. It truly has it everything.
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hey wait a minute, I’m an artist now. I can hyper fixate on my own niche interests and redesign the characters from my favourite 2006 DS game: Magical Starsign!
This game has at least one wedgie mention, I recall. It truly has it everything.
This game has at least one wedgie mention, I recall. It truly has it everything.
Damian will never learn to not poke the bear. The bear isn’t happy about having Impulse’s sock slingshot into his face. The speedster sweat soaked sock, slapped against Jon’s face and stuck fast. The smell was terrible, the sweat was gross, but indignity will not go unpunished!
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Damian will never learn to not poke the bear. The bear isn’t happy about having Impulse’s sock slingshot into his face. The speedster sweat soaked sock, slapped against Jon’s face and stuck fast. The smell was terrible, the sweat was gross, but indignity will not go unpunished!
When you’re the face of a major organization, you don’t get a say in what advertisements you will be in. To Johnny, this one was the worst: Parading around in tight briefs & a perpetual wedgie, reading a ridiculous anti bullying ad in an attempt to sell underwear? Someone is going to pay!
August 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When you’re the face of a major organization, you don’t get a say in what advertisements you will be in. To Johnny, this one was the worst: Parading around in tight briefs & a perpetual wedgie, reading a ridiculous anti bullying ad in an attempt to sell underwear? Someone is going to pay!