Vikki
@vikki-emma.bsky.social
Single, childless cat lady. And for this I am apparently contributing to the downfall of civilisation. Not sorry.
This is perfection!
Lots of great suggestions already (thank you!) but so far my favourite is Let the Bodies Hit the Floor vs Teletubbies...
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is perfection!
1. I am (supposedly) on a healthy eating regime.
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
1. I am (supposedly) on a healthy eating regime.
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
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Gender criticals: "Listen to women! Unless you're Girlguides or the Women's Institute or you disagree with the male judge who wrote this decision or if you don't 'look like a woman' or if you're a trans man because then you're definitely a man."
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gender criticals: "Listen to women! Unless you're Girlguides or the Women's Institute or you disagree with the male judge who wrote this decision or if you don't 'look like a woman' or if you're a trans man because then you're definitely a man."
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
Christmas tree up and decorated with all the artistic flair of a seagull with dysentry
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Christmas tree up and decorated with all the artistic flair of a seagull with dysentry
I'll caveat by saying I'm a vegetarian who doesn't do posh food, so may be missing something, but is it normal to serve what looks like lobster and sausage together? What in God's name have they done to the cauliflower? How do you make sweetcorn grey? And why is it served with a ramekin of custard?
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'll caveat by saying I'm a vegetarian who doesn't do posh food, so may be missing something, but is it normal to serve what looks like lobster and sausage together? What in God's name have they done to the cauliflower? How do you make sweetcorn grey? And why is it served with a ramekin of custard?
I love this for her!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I love this for her!
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I don't doubt that some women feel unsafe walking in the dark, but this article would have been much improved if the writer had included the information that most violence against women is committed by people we know and not by randoms on the street.
'Dark winter nights feel like an unspoken curfew for women'
Women in the north west of England speak of how they have to be more cautious as nights turn dark.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I don't doubt that some women feel unsafe walking in the dark, but this article would have been much improved if the writer had included the information that most violence against women is committed by people we know and not by randoms on the street.
I blundered through a variety of jobs until I found one I couldn't be actively arsed to leave. It can in no way be described as a career, but I'm not bad at it, I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I blundered through a variety of jobs until I found one I couldn't be actively arsed to leave. It can in no way be described as a career, but I'm not bad at it, I guess.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Spending my day in the least churchy church imaginable. Dedicated to the true god of the 21st century - making money.
Anyone know who the patron saint of conferences is?
Anyone know who the patron saint of conferences is?
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Spending my day in the least churchy church imaginable. Dedicated to the true god of the 21st century - making money.
Anyone know who the patron saint of conferences is?
Anyone know who the patron saint of conferences is?
I refuse to believe Dutch is a real language
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I refuse to believe Dutch is a real language
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International Men's Day does a great job of raising awareness but unfortunately we're still no closer to finding a cure.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
International Men's Day does a great job of raising awareness but unfortunately we're still no closer to finding a cure.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
What I mean when I say I'm looking for a 'partner in crime'.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
What I mean when I say I'm looking for a 'partner in crime'.
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Never let the cynics and naysayers grind you down. You *can* have it all at once.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Never let the cynics and naysayers grind you down. You *can* have it all at once.
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The nine muses of Ancient Greece discovered in the ancient Greek city of Zeugma, now in modern day Turkey. The mosaics have been almost perfectly preserved for over 2,000 years.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The nine muses of Ancient Greece discovered in the ancient Greek city of Zeugma, now in modern day Turkey. The mosaics have been almost perfectly preserved for over 2,000 years.
Managed to get a picture of the little goblins looking relatively normal, and not knocking seven bells out of each other, for a change. #Caturday
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Managed to get a picture of the little goblins looking relatively normal, and not knocking seven bells out of each other, for a change. #Caturday
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
FFS, not just the tyre, but the wheel is buggered, too. Sternly worded email to the council is imminent!
(And before anyone asks, no I wasn't speeding, and no, I don't wash my car)
(And before anyone asks, no I wasn't speeding, and no, I don't wash my car)
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
FFS, not just the tyre, but the wheel is buggered, too. Sternly worded email to the council is imminent!
(And before anyone asks, no I wasn't speeding, and no, I don't wash my car)
(And before anyone asks, no I wasn't speeding, and no, I don't wash my car)
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My mum has been making needle felted mice for a few years and enjoys challenging herself with new themes and ideas. She's just set up her first exhibition at the stately home she volunteers at, with a family of period mice. Incredible.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My mum has been making needle felted mice for a few years and enjoys challenging herself with new themes and ideas. She's just set up her first exhibition at the stately home she volunteers at, with a family of period mice. Incredible.
Thanks to Fenland District Council's amazing highway maintenance programme, it looks like I'll be buying a new tyre. Some of the fen roads are barely driveable now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks to Fenland District Council's amazing highway maintenance programme, it looks like I'll be buying a new tyre. Some of the fen roads are barely driveable now.
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Market Square, Peterborough, by Nathan Theodore Fielding, 1794, on display in Peterborough Museum & Art Gallery. It doesn't look so very different today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Market Square, Peterborough, by Nathan Theodore Fielding, 1794, on display in Peterborough Museum & Art Gallery. It doesn't look so very different today.