Viking Tower
@vikingtower.bsky.social
Pillaging a village near you. President and founder of
Adults Against Adulting $thevikingtower
Adults Against Adulting $thevikingtower
Life is short.
Eat the Reeses cup.
Eat the Reeses cup.
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Life is short.
Eat the Reeses cup.
Eat the Reeses cup.
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do any of you out there with long hair ever think about if you just suddenly drop dead, all of your hairs you’ve shed will remain in your house tangled and wrapped around random shit haunting everyone for years to come?
just me? ok.
just me? ok.
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
do any of you out there with long hair ever think about if you just suddenly drop dead, all of your hairs you’ve shed will remain in your house tangled and wrapped around random shit haunting everyone for years to come?
just me? ok.
just me? ok.
My transformation into Santa is almost complete with every Christmas cookie I eat.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
My transformation into Santa is almost complete with every Christmas cookie I eat.
I bought new shoes and I can run really fast in case you are looking for a Hero
December 8, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I bought new shoes and I can run really fast in case you are looking for a Hero
Not to brag but I do all my own stunts
December 8, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Not to brag but I do all my own stunts
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My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
December 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
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Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
December 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
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"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"
- me, parenting
- me, parenting
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"
- me, parenting
- me, parenting
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I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage.
I fear the wurst
I fear the wurst
December 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage.
I fear the wurst
I fear the wurst
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mcdonald's only giving me 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
mcdonald's only giving me 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"
- me, parenting
- me, parenting
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"
- me, parenting
- me, parenting
I found the stairway
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I found the stairway
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He talks too much of ghosts,
these days,
tobacco sweet in rusted fingers
and the spindrift spit at his mouth
as he lays out his defences
in borderlines and picket fences,
he speaks of love
but none could tell
and only smoke left between them in the threaded #mycelium of immaterial things
#vss365
these days,
tobacco sweet in rusted fingers
and the spindrift spit at his mouth
as he lays out his defences
in borderlines and picket fences,
he speaks of love
but none could tell
and only smoke left between them in the threaded #mycelium of immaterial things
#vss365
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 AM
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He delves his
hands into
wild holly
& pine kissing
my red hair,
hot flesh
burning where
silver crests
fire across
our lips,
where my heels
left under mistletoe
glisten like
cascading
flaming starlight,
as we glow
brighter with
stolen love,
fierier into
the merry night.
hands into
wild holly
& pine kissing
my red hair,
hot flesh
burning where
silver crests
fire across
our lips,
where my heels
left under mistletoe
glisten like
cascading
flaming starlight,
as we glow
brighter with
stolen love,
fierier into
the merry night.
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM
He delves his
hands into
wild holly
& pine kissing
my red hair,
hot flesh
burning where
silver crests
fire across
our lips,
where my heels
left under mistletoe
glisten like
cascading
flaming starlight,
as we glow
brighter with
stolen love,
fierier into
the merry night.
hands into
wild holly
& pine kissing
my red hair,
hot flesh
burning where
silver crests
fire across
our lips,
where my heels
left under mistletoe
glisten like
cascading
flaming starlight,
as we glow
brighter with
stolen love,
fierier into
the merry night.
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I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!
Christmas may now commence!
December 4, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Christmas may now commence!
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i cannot lose to this casserole
December 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
i cannot lose to this casserole
Welcome to the North Swole
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Welcome to the North Swole
I came here to say dumb things and deep things and dumb deep things and deep dumb things.
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I came here to say dumb things and deep things and dumb deep things and deep dumb things.
Everything worth having takes work, determination and dedication.
No thanks.
No thanks.
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Everything worth having takes work, determination and dedication.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Get them before they sell out!
December 22, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Get them before they sell out!