Threads wants to avoid Twitter's fate, but went the other way, bubble-wrapping the experience, turning it into a slop of platitudes and influencer nonsense. The soul of a text-based social network is that it has just a bit of banter - Threads has no soul.
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Why is it called “dad bod” and not “father figure?”

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Yeah, I’ll leave.