Not sure about this harness... but I love a pop of pink, so I'm torn 🖤💖🖤

In a sudden reversal of my long held stance - no one kiss me (today).

I have a head cold and I'm not feeling well and I just want to whinge about it.

Stay tuned for more details on this dramatic story as they come in.

(Also: me in a favorite new dress 🫀)

I was trying to pull my sleeve back to wash my hands and it slipped and I hit myself in the tit (this one, right here) and it hurt.
Someone kiss it, make it better 😭

I want to adopt a kitty so baaaaaaad! 😭
Can one of you with cat(s) adopt me, too? I need to frolick and purr in someone's lap 🐈‍⬛

This dress doesn't leave much to the imagination...

but lean in, I've still got a secret just for you 💋

What a poser goth thot domme-y mommy gotta do to get some cornbread at this hour? It's manky out here 🦇

Slightly less crucial: I big spoon yellow-friend Ponzu, but who big spoons me?

These are all SFW*
Sorry to disappoint 💀

Also looking for recommendations for a quiet nightlife spot (a contradiction?) in Seattle to meet up with a theoretical future cutie and talk 🖤
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*Sexy For Weasels

Free!
Free!
Free Palestine! ✊🏻🇵🇸

I'm 900 years old and get sleepy by 9:45 🫨
So g'niiiiight cuties 🖤

The babe herself 🔥

@saltyplumsoda.bsky.social first post: hoochie on main. Get into it! (It = me or a poke ball. Cyoa!)