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Vi Pie
@viepurrs.bsky.social
Good morning you cutie patooties 💋
I'm finally starting to feel better. Not 100% yet, but we can round to the nearest 100.

Now! To get back on that hoochie grind...

Who can I grind against? 😈
December 30, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Not sure about this harness... but I love a pop of pink, so I'm torn 🖤💖🖤
December 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
In a sudden reversal of my long held stance - no one kiss me (today).

I have a head cold and I'm not feeling well and I just want to whinge about it.

Stay tuned for more details on this dramatic story as they come in.

(Also: me in a favorite new dress 🫀)
December 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I was trying to pull my sleeve back to wash my hands and it slipped and I hit myself in the tit (this one, right here) and it hurt.
Someone kiss it, make it better 😭
December 26, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Blue Sky is extant and that's the limit of my opinions about it overall.
I -do- like that for everything I put in here it says it's been "published".

I'm an author, y'all! Newt Yorg's bestselling ennui-poster.
December 26, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Where do I go to get boys to buy me things? I don't want to touch them, or really even have them look me in the eyes. But I mean, who am I to say no to things? 😭
December 25, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I want to adopt a kitty so baaaaaaad! 😭
Can one of you with cat(s) adopt me, too? I need to frolick and purr in someone's lap 🐈‍⬛
December 25, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Volcano Girls by Veruca Salt is all I want to eat drink flounder in.
Why is it so punchy? Why so fun?

Fucked up, but true...
December 23, 2023 at 2:20 AM
This dress doesn't leave much to the imagination...

but lean in, I've still got a secret just for you 💋
December 22, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Anyone got any recs for angsty danceable female vocals bands/songs like Sleigh Bells?

I'm recklessly exhausting my Hummingbird Bomb supply 💀
December 20, 2023 at 5:43 AM
What a poser goth thot domme-y mommy gotta do to get some cornbread at this hour? It's manky out here 🦇

Slightly less crucial: I big spoon yellow-friend Ponzu, but who big spoons me?
December 19, 2023 at 10:41 AM
These are all SFW*
Sorry to disappoint 💀

Also looking for recommendations for a quiet nightlife spot (a contradiction?) in Seattle to meet up with a theoretical future cutie and talk 🖤
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*Sexy For Weasels
December 18, 2023 at 4:28 AM
I've run the numbers and I'm CONVINCED that the Icarus myth is made up.
DM me if you want to see my research.
Or if you want to be big spoon and give me head scratches until I fall asleep.
Scholastic pursuits bear many fruits.
December 18, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Free!
Free!
Free Palestine! ✊🏻🇵🇸
December 17, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I'm 900 years old and get sleepy by 9:45 🫨
So g'niiiiight cuties 🖤
December 16, 2023 at 6:03 AM
@saltyplumsoda.bsky.social thanks for coming out tonight and being cute a.f. with me 🖤
I can definitely see what all the fuss is about 💋
December 16, 2023 at 5:59 AM
@saltyplumsoda.bsky.social first post: hoochie on main. Get into it! (It = me or a poke ball. Cyoa!)
December 16, 2023 at 5:52 AM