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Victoria De Capua
@victoriadecapua.bsky.social
Vancouver BC area novelist, screenwriter, solo poly, ex line cook she/her

🇨🇦/🇺🇸🤺
YVR>SEA>YQQ>YVR

UBC CRWR ‘18
SCCC Film&Video ‘08

https://linktr.ee/victoriadecapua
We're planning on hitting Collective Goods for their sunday roast soon. The menu itself is perfect
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Eggnog latte. Again standard disclaimer I didn’t buy myself a mug with my first initial on it. It just happens to be the best latte mug.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I took a couple 200 level classes at the end of my degree because I had a few no-requirement elective slots to fill. So I ended up overwriting the fuck out of a five-page early medieval paper.

Also I had a crush on the professor. I think I was like 30 by then, so this is how I decided to flirt.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Been rubbing conditioner into the collar and wrist so she won’t be so itchy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
PSA: 25’ of tinfoil is enough to wrap a $7 Costco bag of ciabatta rolls for the freezer.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It’s not bad temperature wise but then also we live in a rainforest.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Holy moly
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Showing off Kassandra’s drip. I love me a big red crested helmet
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
for hecks.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the phrasing of this is a bit ominous though. Are they going to send someone to my house?
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Can’t decide if I’m calling this Eggs for Vendetta or French Revolution toast
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really have to hand it to the RCMP for saving my expositional bacon on this one. I didn't know Gav was going to keep his job after Rye had his gun made into windchimes. I really didn't.

It turns out one lost gun is bad, but if you lose 200 and a grenade launcher, you've got some wiggle room.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m really liking my broccoli micros. They’re very mild, a little nutty. They go really well with these flavours
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I feel like this would hit harder if it was the regular Oreo and not the golden one but wow. Shrinkflation is still going hard.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Microgreen salads are tricky because of textures and the kind of stringy potential. This is sunflower and broccoli. The avocado is the perfect medium because it binds all of that together. Definitely gonna keep experimenting with this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Don't fuck it up
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Notified. Tell Seattle, Vancouver BC and Burnaby BC libraries to stock the audiobook!
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is my box. It was made for me.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If this had been made by a real rapier it would be sticking out of my sternum.

This is what happens when a 6’2” person pommeling does a flèche at you. I am a foot shorter and the only way I can evade this is by dropping into a crouch.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Presenting the return of Stick Guy, featuring Torch Guy.

And Ikaros. What a good birb.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I do like the fat abs armour.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
sometimes I get a little goofy when I'm outlining. It helps me remember.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Watching the little cars go slow from the skytrain and smugging in Vancouverite
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM