I got news for you

what if we kissed in the backseat of a pink 1959 cadillac eldorado convertible 👉👈

Congratulations :3

This is the world we need to strive for

idk why but he gives me the vibes of a man getting ready to sell me a second-hand car or a fridge or flood insurance or something

darth vader supporting trans rights makes me absurdly happy

Absolutely. I think they'd do just fine in the zombie apocalypse or whatever other dumpster fires mother nature, man-made disease or writers can throw at it

A shame I can't shoehorn one into my current post-apoc zombie novel as a character, since it takes place in Oregon and not New Zealand. :(

Fine so far.

(I had to google what a Morepork is.)

I live a few hours in the future, can't guarantee y'all anything.

On the bright side New Zealand isn't overrun by zombies should be a pretty good indicator we're safe (for now)

you're already more of a writer than I'll ever be

While the White House in the next few months will do more for LGBTQ+ horror than I, an indie Australian author could ever do, I'll still try my best.