Victoria Martin
@viclovescoffee.bsky.social
Painting, drawing, cooking and parenting with ADHD in West Oxfordshire. I like books and TTRPGs. She/her
A tragic tale in two photos
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A tragic tale in two photos
I need to do stuff but I’m trapped watching the paw twitching and listening to all the little squeaks
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I need to do stuff but I’m trapped watching the paw twitching and listening to all the little squeaks
Pencils out and drawing a for the first time in ages
September 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pencils out and drawing a for the first time in ages
After quite a long time, I’ve finally finished painting my Adepta Sororitas combat patrol. Do I know how to play Warhammer yet? No. Do I suspect that’s not actually the point of the game? Yes. Am I going to buy more mini figures to paint because it’s fun even if I have no idea what they do? Also yes
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
After quite a long time, I’ve finally finished painting my Adepta Sororitas combat patrol. Do I know how to play Warhammer yet? No. Do I suspect that’s not actually the point of the game? Yes. Am I going to buy more mini figures to paint because it’s fun even if I have no idea what they do? Also yes
I made a warhammer
August 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I made a warhammer
Excuse me, you could have knocked…
August 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Excuse me, you could have knocked…
When your friend’s book recommendation becomes your family’s new special interest (art by oldest child)
#dungeoncrawlercarl #audiobooks
#dungeoncrawlercarl #audiobooks
July 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When your friend’s book recommendation becomes your family’s new special interest (art by oldest child)
#dungeoncrawlercarl #audiobooks
#dungeoncrawlercarl #audiobooks
Fresh produce, delivered to your doorstep
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fresh produce, delivered to your doorstep
I guess I don’t really HAVE to sit down to use the computer
July 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I guess I don’t really HAVE to sit down to use the computer
I squatted this in the gym this week 8 times in a row and I think I might be a superhero
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I squatted this in the gym this week 8 times in a row and I think I might be a superhero
I think I’ll be ok too
June 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think I’ll be ok too
It’s not a delicate pink! At the back, we have planted Generous Gardner, which is much more restrained
June 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s not a delicate pink! At the back, we have planted Generous Gardner, which is much more restrained
This is my Gertrude Jekyll (now with alt text…)
June 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is my Gertrude Jekyll (now with alt text…)
Spent my Saturday afternoon watching giant men throw other giant men into the air. It was ace.
May 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Spent my Saturday afternoon watching giant men throw other giant men into the air. It was ace.
Anywhere but a cat bed…
May 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Anywhere but a cat bed…
When nobody wants to piss anyone else off in Risk
April 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When nobody wants to piss anyone else off in Risk
Someone’s not excited about the clocks going forward
April 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Someone’s not excited about the clocks going forward
No, Mother, you may not change the sheets.
March 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
No, Mother, you may not change the sheets.
War over the medium-sized box
February 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
War over the medium-sized box
The neighbour’s cat desperately wants to join the Black and White Cat Club in our house.
If I didn’t know his owners, I’d worry he was hungry, but he is 💯 just greedy.
If I didn’t know his owners, I’d worry he was hungry, but he is 💯 just greedy.
February 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The neighbour’s cat desperately wants to join the Black and White Cat Club in our house.
If I didn’t know his owners, I’d worry he was hungry, but he is 💯 just greedy.
If I didn’t know his owners, I’d worry he was hungry, but he is 💯 just greedy.
No, that was a few days ago
February 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No, that was a few days ago
I took away Oreo’s dry food for a few minutes to clean her bowl and now she has turned her face to the wall in protest
February 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I took away Oreo’s dry food for a few minutes to clean her bowl and now she has turned her face to the wall in protest
You call it the ironing basket, I call it a cat bed, it’s win-win.
But please note that if you put an actual cat bed in this location, it will become anathema and I will never sit here ever again*
*until there is once again clean laundry to decorate with my fur, then I’ll deign to come back
But please note that if you put an actual cat bed in this location, it will become anathema and I will never sit here ever again*
*until there is once again clean laundry to decorate with my fur, then I’ll deign to come back
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
You call it the ironing basket, I call it a cat bed, it’s win-win.
But please note that if you put an actual cat bed in this location, it will become anathema and I will never sit here ever again*
*until there is once again clean laundry to decorate with my fur, then I’ll deign to come back
But please note that if you put an actual cat bed in this location, it will become anathema and I will never sit here ever again*
*until there is once again clean laundry to decorate with my fur, then I’ll deign to come back
I have stolen this photo from my husband who took it when he dared to walk into the kitchen one evening and did not immediately serve the cats their nightly portion of wet food.
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have stolen this photo from my husband who took it when he dared to walk into the kitchen one evening and did not immediately serve the cats their nightly portion of wet food.