Martin
@viceroymartin.bsky.social
local businessman and cat enthusiast
unlocked the eighth day of the week by eating cheese
September 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
unlocked the eighth day of the week by eating cheese
they gave me this cat for my birthdays
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
they gave me this cat for my birthdays
spinning around in my chair until i catapult myself into the stratosphere
May 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
spinning around in my chair until i catapult myself into the stratosphere
okay but
that’s the last straw
that’s the last straw
May 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
okay but
that’s the last straw
that’s the last straw
“Swallow with water”
Maybe I’ll swallow with a cup of coffee thank you very much
Maybe I’ll swallow with a cup of coffee thank you very much
May 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“Swallow with water”
Maybe I’ll swallow with a cup of coffee thank you very much
Maybe I’ll swallow with a cup of coffee thank you very much
imagine being this guy for a day
May 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
imagine being this guy for a day
saying RANCH in an american accent until the restaurant asks me to leave
May 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
saying RANCH in an american accent until the restaurant asks me to leave
hey what’s new what’s happenin
May 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
hey what’s new what’s happenin
Upcoming Nute Gunray content in the best Star Wars comic series?! It’s a Star Wars day miracle! Thank you @marcguggenheim.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Upcoming Nute Gunray content in the best Star Wars comic series?! It’s a Star Wars day miracle! Thank you @marcguggenheim.bsky.social
hello everyone do not be alarmed it is me martin
April 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
hello everyone do not be alarmed it is me martin
me on my latest book tour
April 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
me on my latest book tour
Brian’s scratching tree
March 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Brian’s scratching tree
me looking at my drafts
March 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me looking at my drafts
idea for a joke on here -
john lith-cow
john lithgow but he’s a cow
saving that one
john lith-cow
john lithgow but he’s a cow
saving that one
March 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
idea for a joke on here -
john lith-cow
john lithgow but he’s a cow
saving that one
john lith-cow
john lithgow but he’s a cow
saving that one
never seen my dad more disgusted than when someone mentioned “popcorn chicken” a few minutes ago
March 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
never seen my dad more disgusted than when someone mentioned “popcorn chicken” a few minutes ago
children playing outside sounds like the jonestown massacre to me
March 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
children playing outside sounds like the jonestown massacre to me
what’s new what’s happenin
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
what’s new what’s happenin
who are you to kill a bug
March 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
who are you to kill a bug
a bee just flew into my house and i’m pretty sure he was drunk
March 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
a bee just flew into my house and i’m pretty sure he was drunk
Hey guys what’s new what’s happenin’
March 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hey guys what’s new what’s happenin’
Keep your eye on the doughnut, not the hole.
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Keep your eye on the doughnut, not the hole.
Reposted by Martin
posting on here feels like this
November 14, 2024 at 5:08 AM
posting on here feels like this